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in cinemas

Terminator Genisys movie review: back from the future… again

I have a terrible feeling of deja vu. I have a terrible feeling of deja vu. I have a terrible feeling of deja vu. I have a terrible feeling of deja vu.

Where Are the Women?

Where Are the Women? 73 wide releases in US in 2015 so far; only 18 have female protagonists

Women make up 50 percent of the moviegoing public, but telling stories about women continues to not be a primary concern for Hollywood. [This post is not behind the paywall.]

female filmmakers forum

Female Filmmakers Forum: meet Gina Andreoli and check out the first episode of “The Weirdness”

“Patience is not my best virtue. When my brain gives me the creative green light, I go at it full force…” [This post is not behind the paywall.]

in cinemas

new US/Can Jul 01-03

  
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Faith of Our Fathers
  
expanding wide
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Me and Earl and the Dying Girl
  
limited
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Amy
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Jimmy’s Hall

new UK Jul 02-03

  
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Amy
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limited
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Housebound






also playing US/Can

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Clouds of Sils Maria
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Gemma Bovery
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Spy
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The Longest Ride
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also playing UK

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Clouds of Sils Maria
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Force Majeure
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Going Clear: Scientology and the Prison of Belief
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The Look of Silence
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Spy
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Timbuktu
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The Falling
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The Longest Ride
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Mr. Holmes
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Phoenix
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Everly
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She’s Funny That Way
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decipher

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worth paying multiplex prices for
yellow for maybe
worth a look, but wait for DVD, unless your favorite actor is in it
red for no
give it a miss
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my reaction under consideration
gagged smiley
my reaction under gag order for now
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not yet seen by me

dvd/streaming

new US/Can Jun 30

  
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yellow for maybe
The Longest Ride
red for no
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Advantageous
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52 Tuesdays
  
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Danny Collins
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Last Knights

new UK Jun 29

  
streaming only
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Black Coal, Thin Ice
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Everly
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Art and Craft
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I Origins
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Persecuted
  
dvd/streaming
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Force Majeure
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Appropriate Behavior
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Cake
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Difret
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Last Knights






more recent releases US/Can

  
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I Believe in Unicorns
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Aatsinki: The Story of Arctic Cowboys
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Beyond Clueless
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Kill Me Three Times
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Camp X-ray
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Timbuktu
green light
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red for no
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more recent releases UK

  
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White God
yellow for maybe
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Beyond Clueless
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Love Is Strange
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The Theory of Everything
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yellow for maybe
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Inherent Vice
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Jauja
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decipher

green light
worth paying multiplex prices for
yellow for maybe
worth a look, but wait for DVD, unless your favorite actor is in it
red for no
give it a miss
confused smiley
my reaction under consideration
gagged smiley
my reaction under gag order for now
unlit light
not yet seen by me

rants and commentaries

introducing the Female Filmmakers Forum

I’m inviting female filmmakers to share their projects with my readers… [This post is not behind the paywall.]

why I am done with fantasy that abuses women in the name of “realism”

I am looking at you, Game of Thrones. (But not you alone.)

how to pretend a movie is not about a woman (because who likes Milla Jovovich anyway?)

Why is the U.S. marketing for Survivor pretending that Milla Jovovich is not the protagonist of the film?

spoiler alert: about the ending of Spring

How giving a familiar romance a genre spin makes it much, much worse than it would have been without it.

why do little girls like princess stuff so much?

The answer is ridiculously obvious, in fact…

how movies fail girls and women (fans and filmmakers alike)

Girls and women love movies just as much as boys and men do. But it’s a love that gets thrown back in our faces by 95 percent of films.

I am officially tired of being asked to sympathize with men in movies

Update! The just-wrapped London Film Festival has inspired me to expand my list.

spoiler alert: about the ending of Snowpiercer

I’m mystified that some people are upset by how Snowpiercer ends. Because anything else than what we get would be a tragedy on every level.

why do women wear sexy cosplay costumes, anyway?

Um, why are you asking me? I’m not a cosplayer. You should be asking cosplayers. But since you insist, I’ll make a few guesses…

the magic bullet for improving the number of women directors working in Hollywood

It’s pretty goddamn clear that the “magic bullet” is this: Hire more women.

spoiler alert: what’s really going on in Inside Llewyn Davis

We need to talk about Llewyn Davis. Cuz there’s a thing that no one else has been talking about when trying to interpret this film…

the Force is with white men, and hardly anyone else [update]

Star Wars is stuck “a long time ago”: in a 1950s mindset that was already outmoded when the first film was released in 1977.

why movies like Under the Skin and Nymphomaniac are not feminist

These films act like what it means to be a woman is purely about sex and bodies, purely about interacting with men in no other way than a sexual one.

what it means to be a woman who loves movies

It requires an extra suspension of disbelief beyond what men have to engage in…


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