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Warcraft: The Beginning (aka Warcraft) movie review: guest review by a white male teenage nerd from 1987

Like all Frazetta fantasy posters came to life all at once. A masterpiece of cinema that truly speaks to the interests of white male teenage nerds from 1987.

now playing US/Can/UK

Me Before You movie review: romantic dramedy delusions

This miscalculated romantic dramedy is pathetically simplistic about morally complicated issues, and kind of offensive to those living with disabilities.

Where Are the Women?

Where Are the Women?: crunching the numbers

Everything we learned from the Where Are the Women? project. (Spoiler: It’s not pretty, but there is hope…) [This post is not behind the paywall.]

in cinemas

new US/Can Jun 10

  
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The Conjuring 2
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Now You See Me 2

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The Boss
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Mother’s Day
  
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A Bigger Splash
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The Lady in the Van
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The Lobster
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Love and Friendship
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Sing Street
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Sworn Virgin
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I Saw the Light
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The Man Who Knew Infinity
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Money Monster
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Sunset Song
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A Hologram for the King
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Our Kind of Traitor
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Demolition
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Evolution
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new US/Can May 31

  
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Hello, My Name Is Doris
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The Ones Below
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Presenting Princess Shaw
  
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Race

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Dad’s Army
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Point Break
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Z for Zachariah
  
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Capture the Flag
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The Club






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Ukraine Is Not a Brothel
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Kill Your Friends
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Glassland
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Joy
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Phoenix
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Dirty Grandpa
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Going Clear: Scientology and the Prison of Belief
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Next to Her
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Xmoor
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decipher

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worth paying multiplex prices for
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give it a miss
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rants and commentaries

more men I am officially tired of being asked to sympathize with in movies

Update! Another year, another slate of films proving there is almost nothing that men can do, think, or be that The Movies will not deem worthy of a story.

spoiler alert: 2 reasons why The Visit’s ending doesn’t work

The ending might have worked going to grandma’s house once upon a time, but it doesn’t work in 2015.

Hannibal: the thrill is the terror, and the terror is the thrill

Perverse. Completely perverse. And completely seductive. Do I love it, or is it evil? Is it a wrong thing if it’s both?

spoiler alert: about the ending of The Gift

The Gift takes the disgusting trope of hurting a woman to make a man feel something to a vile new low… one that reveals its ignorance about women.

introducing the Female Filmmakers Forum

I’m inviting female filmmakers to share their projects with my readers… [This post is not behind the paywall.]

why I am done with fantasy that abuses women in the name of “realism”

I am looking at you, Game of Thrones. (But not you alone.)

how to pretend a movie is not about a woman (because who likes Milla Jovovich anyway?)

Why is the U.S. marketing for Survivor pretending that Milla Jovovich is not the protagonist of the film?

spoiler alert: about the ending of Spring

How giving a familiar romance a genre spin makes it much, much worse than it would have been without it.

why do little girls like princess stuff so much?

The answer is ridiculously obvious, in fact…

how movies fail girls and women (fans and filmmakers alike)

Girls and women love movies just as much as boys and men do. But it’s a love that gets thrown back in our faces by 95 percent of films.

spoiler alert: about the ending of Snowpiercer

I’m mystified that some people are upset by how Snowpiercer ends. Because anything else than what we get would be a tragedy on every level.

why do women wear sexy cosplay costumes, anyway?

Um, why are you asking me? I’m not a cosplayer. You should be asking cosplayers. But since you insist, I’ll make a few guesses…

more goodies

Warcraft: The Beginning (aka Warcraft) movie review: guest review by a white male teenage nerd from 1987

Mon Jun 06 2016, 02:24pm | 36 comments

from Facebook: The Carbonite Maneuver (a Star Wars/Star Trek mashup)

Sat Jun 04 2016, 06:24pm | 1 comment

from Facebook: black women who worked on the NASA moon shot, the movie

Sat Jun 04 2016, 06:23pm | 1 comment

from Facebook: awesome Sylvester and Tweety cosplay

Sat Jun 04 2016, 06:21pm | 3 comments

from Facebook: Avengers burn on Donald Trump

Sat Jun 04 2016, 06:20pm | 2 comments

from Facebook: a defense of “unlikeable” women movie characters

Sat Jun 04 2016, 06:19pm | 0 comments

London photo: strange but charming little house

Fri Jun 03 2016, 09:45pm | 2 comments

new and ongoing theatrical movie releases, US/Can/UK, from May 30-Jun 03

Fri Jun 03 2016, 09:35pm | comments off

2016’s films ranked

Fri Jun 03 2016, 09:32pm | 0 comments

Time to Choose documentary review: yes, it’s another movie about global warming

Fri Jun 03 2016, 09:24pm | 2 comments

from Facebook: do people want quality news, or not?

Fri Jun 03 2016, 06:59pm | 1 comment

Holding the Man movie review: grand romance, no qualifiers needed

Fri Jun 03 2016, 05:29pm | 2 comments

The Nice Guys movie review: not-so-nice comic noir

Fri Jun 03 2016, 02:51pm | 0 comments

from Facebook: help me at least earn back the licensing fee I paid for the superheroine silhouette?

Thu Jun 02 2016, 12:24pm | 3 comments

from Facebook: your breath reveals the type of movie you’re watching

Wed Jun 01 2016, 11:06pm | 1 comment

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