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win a prize pack from the new film ‘The Return’ (now closed)

NOW CLOSED. WINNER: Christopher. Click through for his winning caption.

WIN: a prize pack consisting of a T-shirt and other goodies from the new horror flick The Return

HOW: write a funny caption for an image from the movie

THE RULES: If you have not won a prize in one of my caption contests or gimme giveaways in 2006*, and you have a United States mailing address, you’re eligible to win. If one or both of those rules exclude you but you’re moved by the muse of comedy, feel free to send me a caption anyway — you might get an honorable mention… but let me know you’re entering only for fun. (*Micropatrons who’ve snagged some exclusive micropatron goodies are eligible to win one of these prizes.)

Oh, two more simple rules: 1) Be clever, be original, make me giggle. 2) One entry per person.
The new horror film The Return, starring Sarah Michelle Gellar, opens in theaters on Friday, and to celebrate, I’ve got a prize pack — consisting of a T-shirt and other goodies — to give away, courtesy of Rogue Pictures. The scoop on the film, from Rogue:

A new supernatural thriller starring Sarah Michelle Gellar (“The Grudge,” “Buffy the Vampire Slayer”) as Joanna Mills, a tough young Midwesterner determined to learn the truth behind the increasingly terrifying supernatural visions that have been haunting her. Joanna has made a successful career for herself, as sales representative for a trucking company. But her private life has been difficult; estranged from her father (Sam Shepard), stalked by an obsessed ex-boyfriend (Adam Scott), and with few friends, Joanna fears that she is losing control. She sees and feels the brutal murder of a young woman she’s never met, at the hands of a heartless killer – a man who appears to be making Joanna his next target. Determined to fight back, Joanna is guided by her nightmares to the murdered woman’s hometown. Once there, she will discover that some secrets can’t be buried; some spirits never die; and that the murder she is trying to solve may be her own.

Visit the movie’s official site.

Watch a trailer: QuickTime (high/low) or Windows Media (high/low)

To enter to win, send a funny caption for this still from The Return:

Christopher’s winning caption: “I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and dog-gone it, people like me.”

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