artisanal film reviews | by maryann johanson
Sat Dec 22 2007, 10:41am | 5 comments
(Technorati tags: Rudy Giuliani)
Is this supposed to be a slam parody video?
It actually makes real men respect Giuliani even more. Unlike wimpy “quiche eater” guys like Huckabee and Ron Paul.
“Real men don’t eat quiche! They sleep around… a lot! Maintaining healthy relationships is for wimps!” Hee hee… Are you a villain from a bad 80’s movie, trapped in this strange new millenium where nothing makes sense except the shining beacon of manhood that is Rudy Giuliani?
Someday, with hard work, a little luck, and liberal application of 100% real manliness, you too will marry your second cousin, oddly not realize it for 14 years, announce your divorce from your second wife at a press conference before telling her about it, become estranged from your son and daughter, marry the secret mistress you met at a bar, and finally become impotent due to prostate cancer treatments. Then at last, you shall stand triumphant, privy to the infinite mysteries of the “real man,” whatever that means.
Mr. G is as real as any other person, and at best, the video makes you recognize the fact that he’s been comfortable with his sexuality throughout most of his life (veeery comfortable). If that’s all it takes to earn your manly respect, there are lots of bars out there practically overflowing with real men for you to meet.
All the splotches on Giuliani’s record and his sex life is the one thing that receives criticism?
It has indeed been a long, strange decade since 1997…
It’s not the sex, it’s the hypocrisy from the party of “family values.” Seriously, does that need to be pointed out?
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