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WARNING ! STOLEN BIOLOGICAL MATERIAL ! Human Cloning Prohibition Act of 2007! regarding Scarlett Johansson (actress)

Alert! I received an update by email this morning from “Serge G” (I assume this is a pseudonym, considering the sensitive nature of the information he is disseminating) regarding the situation with Scarlett Johansson. (She’s a clone, you know — the story began in May here.)

Serge has this to reveal:

Hello dear Ladies and Gentlemen!

I would like inform you that Scarlett Johansson (actress) actually is a clone from original person Scarlett Galabekian, who has nothing with acting career. That clone was created illegally by using stolen biological material. Original person is very nice (not d**n sexy),most important – CHRISTIAN young lady! I’ll tell you more,those clones (it’s not only one) made in GERMANY – world leader manufacturer of humans clones, it is in Ludwigshafen am Rhein, North Bavaria, Mr. Helmut Kohl home town. You can not even imaging the scale of the cloning activity. But warning! Helmut Kohl clone staff strictly controlling all their clones (at least they trying) spreading around the world, they are very accurate with that, some of them are still NAZI type disciplined and mind controlled clones, so be careful get close with clones you will be controlled as well. Original person is not happy with those movies, images, video, rumors and etc. spreading on media in that way it would be really nice if we all will try slow down that ”actress” career development, original Scarlett will really appreciated that. Please remember that original Scarlett’s family did not authorize any activity with stolen biological materials, no matter what form it was created in it was stolen and it is stolen. It all need to be delivered to authorized personals control in Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles. Original Scarlett never was engaged, by the way!

Her close friend Serge G.


H.R. 534, the Human Cloning Prohibition Act of 2003, was introduced to the U.S. House of Representatives on February 5, 2003. After discussion, it was passed on February 27 by a vote of 241-155. It now moves on to the Senate for consideration. This bill makes it unlawful for any person or entity to perform or participate in human cloning, or to ship or receive embryos produced by human cloning. The penalties are imprisonment of up to 10 years and fines of $1 million or more. These now join other nations as diverse as Norway, Australia, and Germany, which had already added cloning for any purpose to their criminal code. And in Germany where it carries a penalty of five years imprisonment they know a thing or two about unethical science.

(This is the entirety of the actual email. I couldn’t make this up.)

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  • MaSch

    The fact that Ludwigshafen am Rhein lies in Rhineland-Palatinate (wow, this does sound cooler than the German “Pfalz”), not in Bavaria.
    I really think this misinformation damages the credibility of the email-writer.

  • drew ryce

    This would also go along way toward explaining Bruce Willis.

  • Florsie

    So…she’s a clone..

    Somebody’s been watching The Island far too many times..

  • Serge

    Human cloning technology exist for quite a while and in heavy use, in some cases against US people. Scarlett Johansson “actress” is exactly that case. Biomaterial is stolen and transform to clones meantime original person isn’t an actress at all. Thank you though for Bavaria and Rhineland-Palatinate correction. I appreciate that

  • MaSch

    serge: You’re welcome.

  • amanohyo

    Please, please tell me you have a website Serge. This kind of spam makes up for all the boring stuff. Just out of curiosity what is the approximate age difference (if any) between Galabekian and Johansson?

    And what does not being sexy and/or being a Christian have to do with being a nice person? Haven’t you ever met a nice, sexy, non-Christian? Oh, and why doesn’t the original Scarlet appreciate the sexiness and success of her clone?

    Is she jealous? Is she tired of the Paparazzi mistaking her for her d**n sexy NAZI doppleganger?

  • JoshDM

    Where can I buy one of these clones of Scarlett?

  • Serge

    All right. Original Scarlett is almost 24. 2 years ago, I believe, last clones manufacturing production was made. Scarlett’s family doesn’t appreciate “success” of her clones, Scarlett definitely isn’t jealous. If you know Cristian philosophy and clones life stile image, you can see difference, just check that polygamy-monogamy controversy. Another word – they cloning DNA only, not a soul. Clones doesn’t have all unique childhood experience. Clone’s brain like a clean sheet of paper. I did say already that controlling situation like that is US Military Operation. I understand your curiosity, but this is maximum information available so far..

  • MaryAnn

    Serge, are you suggesting that Scarlett Johansson has no soul?

    I know some people think she has no talent, but, man, that’s cold.

  • Serge

    Dear MaryAnn! I’m suggesting that Scarlett Johansson has no originality. DNA samples was stolen and transform to clones line (200 pieces total). It seems like you feel nice about S. Johansson, believe me original Scarlett as a person no less nice. Original has some influence onto clones, all that charity and political activism the result, but somebody, whose home town was mentioned blocking CRISTIAN motivation. Another word, if Scarlett Johansson would have totally CRISTIAN image – original family would never protest with emails and comments (not much option so far)

  • MaryAnn

    Dear Serge! You’re going to have to produce some proof of your outrageous accusation if you don’t want to be considered a total loon.

  • Serge

    You absolutely right. Best proof is appearance of original person with public statement. The problem is if somebody’s DNA was stolen and moderated to clones there is a big risk to be kidnapped and exchanged by clone. They had advanced visual match technology (each and every scar, birth mark), that is why only response via Internet with comments and emails. Some moments (videos ets.) in S.J. public image is really antichristian and humiliating Further steps should be under US special Army Forces clearance, but if there’s chance to response now better use it..

  • Jan Willem

    Surely, anyone who writes “I’m suggesting that Scarlett Johansson has no originality” cannot be a total loon. However, I don’t think there’s any cloning required for this claim to be true.

  • Serge

    by telling that S.J. has no originality I did mean CLONE – NOT CLONE situation only. Complete Human cloning is the creation of a genetically identical copy of a human being. Check:

  • MaryAnn

    They had advanced visual match technology (each and every scar, birth mark)

    Oh, Serge, are you really going to make it this easy for us?

    Scars are not genetic. A clone would not share the scars of the original.


  • Serge

    Certainly clones just a bio material for further job. There is a sequence of moves: step 1 – create clone; step 2 – match visual appearance; step 3 – delivery clone to their psycho crew to “download” info into clone’s brain. Unlike child’s brain, which go through decades of mental social formation, clone’s brain has instantly adult body, with adult reflexes, accepted by c. brain as normal. Even after zipped info job of their psycho crew clones morality standards, ethics is low. Also, after all those steps clones will be mind controlled. I’ll tell you more, clones cells not really vital, they getting older much faster, immune system artificial. S.J. case touching me personally, take a thorough look at others celebrity, I don’t want to mention any last names, but check their bodys between 25 – 35 y.o. (!–linkfromvariable–%3E&link=box_main_pos_3_2_link_1&article=dietcelebritydietshomerow3middle )

  • MaryAnn

    Serge, I’m sure you can supply some evidence to back up what you’re asserting, otherwise you would not be saying it, right? So, come on: let’s have it.

  • Ethic


    You MUST start a website about this – Not just Scarlett, but all of the actors in Hollywood who have been cloned, as well as any info you have about Politicians.

    I think Tom Cruise must be a clone, too. First he’s a good actor (Risky Business) then, he’s horrible actor (Cocktail, Top Gun, Days of Thunder, Jerry Maguire) then suddenly he’s a GREAT actor (Eyes Wide Shut, Magnolia, Vanilla Sky, Collateral), THEN he is a TOTAL whack-job Scientologist!. He MUST be a clone (at lease one or two copies).

    Please, Make a website!!

  • realist

    Ummm … I’m fairly sure I’ve seen kid pics of S.J. … which would refute the fact that she’s a clone.

    Secondly, S.J. IS 24 … if you are saying that are growing them full grown when we have S.J. baby pics then you are not making sense.

    Lastly, who is to say that S.J. is not a good Christian girl?

    I believe you have watched “The Island” and treated it as a documentary.

    Bring us some TANGIBLE (something we can see/touch/feel) and then we’ll talk.

  • the english kid

    Yi know, it’d be nice if it’s true though. Well, not ‘nice’ per say, but hey Serge, how much would it cost to get another one made?

  • Walter Storch

    The initial impression of all this is that we are dealing with fiction and strange people but having said thst, I have heard from people whom I consider to be highly reliable that human cloning has been in progress for some time, post-dating the Dolly business. Because of the loud objections to such projects (stem-cell research included) under Bush, such projects were, at the least, kept under strict cover. The American CIA has been experimenting in this area for many years but then they have the reputation for involving themselves in such projects as MK-ULTRA and Remote Viewing. Because of the attitudes of the Bush people and the right wing Evangelical movement, experiments in human cloning have been located outside the United States. Is this nonsense? No, it is not. Has it happened? I believe it has but I have no concrete proof. Is it still in progress? Yes, this I know to be true…at least the work on the project. If dogs, chimpanzees and sheep can be successfully cloned, logic dictates that homo sapiens can too. This is a worthwhile subject to explore further. Input here, accurate or sensible input, (and hopefuly from someone involved in such projects) might be helpful. Walter Storch

  • theusher

    C’mon people don’t feed his retarded fantasies. It’s obvious (duh!!!) he is a moron who thinks ‘The Island’ was real.

  • pagehater

    this is stupid, you people should stop posting thingd like this. I looked up cloning for a project and i got this. STOP POSTING THESE THINGS.

  • Jacky

    she’s a clone..

  • Serge

    S.J. is stolen biological material, taken against will and formed to clones line 200 pieces total. DANGEROUS, DANGEROUS, sign of dangerous criminal activity.
    Original Scarlett Galabekian is future pediatrician doctor, pediatrician nurse license she obtained in 2008.

  • amanohyo

    Serge, if that really is you, welcome back! I was worried that one of the clones had bumped you off. I still think you should start a website to spread the word (does Ryan know?).

  • Bluejay

    Serge is absolutely right. Plus if you watch all of Scarlett Johansson’s movies carefully, they’re also clear warnings about the approach of Planet Nibiru in 2012.

  • Tonio Kruger

    As long as these mysterious scientists Serge keeps talking about aren’t trying to create any human millipedes, I don’t see what the problem is.

  • Tonio Kruger

    Okay, as long as they’re not trying to create any human insects, period, or human-pig-Dalek hybrids as well, they should be okay, right?

  • John Morley

    The everyday hypothetical aspects of the human cloning issue are interestingly covered in a TV movie I saw recently; it was sort of a ‘what if’ scenario that dramatized the decision of a young single mother to clone her daughter. Some of it was a bit hokey, but other parts were pretty apt.

    Not sure if it’s still playing, but here’s the website:

  • Wil Keiper

    I love Serge! He comments on any article that mentions Scarlett Johansson’s name. I’m always jealous of the people who get e-mails, because although he comments on my Blogs, he never e-mails me :(

  • Serge

    I do that, because in 1992 little girl Scarlett was adopted by my mom Isabella, originals Scarlett and Hunter was born in UK. A lot of staff I can’t tell right now, because it touching whole US National Security System.

  • amanohyo

    Serge, you’re like a bioethical Batman. Some evening, I’m going to shout “Scarlett Johansson!” into the sky and you’ll appear out of the shadows to hand me a cryptic brochure on the dangers of cloning.

  • MaryAnn

    A lot of staff I can’t tell right now, because it touching whole US National Security System.

    Mulder *did* warn us about the military/industrial/entertainment complex. If only we had heeded him…

  • Serge

    hey amanohyo if you going to shout “clones” it will appear Mr. Helmut Kohl and you will be explained that globally none of heavy weight politicians are originals including our White House, Congress, etc., people with really immature ideas and artificial life experience. Its really badly effect on our economy starting from 911 event and finishing with latest oil spill…

  • Keyser Soze

    If anyone has the ability to clone Scarlett Johansson, it should be made illegal for them NOT to do it. I hereby propose a chicken in every pot, a Scarlett in every bed!

  • LaSargenta

    She’s not my type.

  • MaryAnn Johanson

    Why on Earth would I want Scarlett Johansson in my bed?