of all the TV ads I hate…
…I think I hate this one the most:
Five. Five dollar. Five dollar footlong.
It makes me think of cheap porn, or cheap male prostitutes, or both.
And I don’t want to be thinking about those things.
I wonder if Subway wants us to be thinking about those things, and especially thinking about those things in connection with food — oh, man, I totally have to get a five-dollar footlong in my mouth right now! — or if I’m the only one with a dirty mind that goes to these places. But knowing me, and knowing other people, I cannot imagine I am alone in this.
Ugh. Not that I would ever eat in Subway anyway, but still: Ugh.
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