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artisanal film reviews | by maryann johanson

caption this! image from ‘Sorority Row’

Fun for Wednesdays! We look at an image from an upcoming movie and write snarky, witty, or otherwise entertaining captions for it. No prizes, it’s just for fun.

Sorority Row won’t screen for critics, which is pretty much SOP for horror movies these days. While we’ll all waiting to see what it looks like, here’s a peek:


Summit Entertainment gives us the scoop:

When five sorority girls inadvertently cause the murder of one of their sisters in a prank gone wrong, they agree to keep the matter to themselves and never speak of it again, so they can get on with their lives. This proves easier said than done, when after graduation a mysterious killer goes after the five of them and anyone who knows their secret.

So, it’s aka I Know What You Did in College?

The film stars almost no one you’ve ever heard of, which doesn’t matter anyway, because they’re all gonna end up dead.

Sorority Row opens in the U.K. today, and in the U.S. on September 11.

Visit the film’s IMDB page or official site for more info.

Caption away…



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  • Brian

    Overheard in the theatre: “No! Don’t open that dishwasher!”

  • amanohyo

    Breaking News: A private audition for the starring role in Transformers 3 went horribly wrong yesterday when an up and coming starlet brained director Michael Bay with a fireplace poker. Witnesses claim that the girl told Bay to “Wash [his] own God damn Ferrari,” before striking him repeatedly in the temple. Latest reports indicate that the poker is in critical but stable condition.

    (more of a sadistic fantasy than a caption…)

  • Bill

    You know what’s really scary?
    [puff puff]
    What?
    [pass]
    Bubbles.
    [puff puff]
    Bubbles? Yeah. Hell yeah. It’s like, they’re bubbles.
    [pass]
    Totally.

  • cyndy

    How do you kill a bubble monster? What Would Buffy Do? What Would Buffy Do?

  • “Damn! There’s too many of them!”

  • a.

    you’r dead now your Fairy Godmother fucker! Have a taste of your own bubbles!

  • “I heard of mad dog killers foaming at the mouth but this is ridiculous…”

  • Pawact

    Didn’t I see this scene already in an episode of The Brady Bunch?

  • ushtate

    Girl1:It’s like… if you get high, ya know the whole universe might be ..like..bubbles or something?
    Girl2 –OH! OH![giggle] But when bubbles pop… and like worlds of people die it’s sooo ….AWKWARD like
    accidents that kill other people.

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