artisanal film reviews | by maryann johanson
Wed Sep 02 2009, 01:58pm | 3 comments
Thank you once again, Onion News Network, for making me laugh till I cry:
Is Using A Minotaur To Gore Detainees A Form Of Torture?
Before I saw Role Models, I had no idea Americans and Brits pronounced Minotaur differently.
a) Man, why minotaurs gots to be like that?
b) Clearly, this is exaggerated. Minotaurs are half-man half-bovine abominations, and the sharpest teeth in that mix are humans’ eye teeth.
“We COULD use gryphons but we DON’T use gryphons, and I think that’s what separates us from them.”
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