artisanal film reviews | by maryann johanson
Wed Nov 25 2009, 03:58pm | 8 comments
Rappers for Jesus. Terrifying:
Gimme that Christian side hug!
Darth Vader called; he wants his Imperial March back.
Wait, what? Is this real? Did they just say, “Democratic shift in the Connngress! Democratic shift in the Connngress!”??? Followed shortly thereafter by “”Til you say I do, no front-huggin’, no PDA”??? REALLY???
Sweet JEBUS protect me from your followers!
Maybe it’s a Catholic thing but I prefer to give my hugs the old-fashioned way. And none of the religious people in my life have complained yet…
You know rap is dead when the fundamentalist Christians adopt it as their means of sending out the message!
You can get pregnant from front-huggin yo!
That makes a nice trilogy with Jesus Is A Friend Of Mine and Renewed Mind Is The Key.
I attempted to watch the above embedded video but when I clicked “play” my computer made a screechy sound and displayed this message:
Fatal System Error
Vista cannot assimilate any more of this shit. Please, for the love of information technology, kill me.
Press any key to end my suffering.
… It wasn’t easy, but I think it was the right thing to do. I’m writing this from my neighbor’s computer. I never got to see the whole video, is it good? Should I begin Christian Side Hugging all the local thugs in anticipation of its sweeping the nation? Man, I’m gonna look so cool.
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