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artisanal film reviews | by maryann johanson

caption this! image from ‘The Spy Next Door’

Fun for Wednesdays! We look at an image from an upcoming movie or TV show and write snarky, witty, or otherwise entertaining captions for it. No prizes, it’s just for fun.

Pretty in pink:


Lionsgate tells us about the film:

Lionsgate and Relativity Media’s family action comedy THE SPY NEXT DOOR stars Jackie Chan as Bob Ho, an undercover CIA superspy who decides to give up his career in espionage to settle down with his next-door neighbor and girlfriend, Gillian (Amber Valletta). But Bob has one more mission to complete before Gillian agrees to marry him: winning over her three opinionated kids.

When Gillian suddenly has to leave town, Bob volunteers to babysit the children so he can earn their approval. But when one of the kids mistakenly downloads a top-secret formula from his computer, Bob’s archenemy, a Russian terrorist, moves in for the attack, forcing Bob to juggle the roles of spy and prospective stepfather in the most challenging mission of his career!

It’s like Don’t Tell Mom the Babysitter’s Dead meets James Bond! Fun for the whole family!

The Spy Next Doors opens in the U.S. on January 15, 2010; no U.K. release date has been announced.

Visit the film’s IMDB page or official site for more info.

Caption away…



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  • Cyndy

    “Ok. Forget about the escalators. Unless you can fly, scale that wall fast.”

  • amanohyo

    with apologies to the victims of human trafficking and slavery:

    “Throw in the costume, and it’s a deal.”

    Dishonorable mentions:

    *whispers* “Is that creepy bearded cowboy still back there?”

    “I’m a cop you idiot!”

    “So if I kiss a princess, all my bombs will transform into hits?”

    “Whassup, my nigga?”

    “This kid wets her pants more often than Brett Ratner at a strip club.”

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