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artisanal film reviews | by maryann johanson

caption this! image from ‘Legion’

Fun for Wednesdays! We look at an image from an upcoming movie or TV show and write snarky, witty, or otherwise entertaining captions for it. No prizes, it’s just for fun.

Angel of hawtness:


Screen Gems tells us about the film:

An out-of-the-way diner becomes the unlikely battleground for the survival of the human race. When God loses faith in Mankind, he sends his legion of angels to bring on the Apocalypse. Humanity’s only hope lies in a group of strangers trapped in a desert diner and the Archangel Michael.

Legion opens in the U.S. and Canada on January 22, and in the U.K. on March 5.

Visit the film’s IMDB page or official site for more info.

Caption away…



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  • “Man, Jennifer Connelly REALLY doesn’t care for back hair…”

  • funWithHeadlines

    “And that one I got at 16 when I was drunk in Tijuana.”

  • Accounting Ninja

    “Dude…where’d my wings go?”

  • JoshB

    “Can’t…reach…sweet merciful God, it ITCHES!”

  • bats :[

    “Goddammit! It really does translate as “Moo Goo Gai Pan”!”

  • Hank Graham

    After the wings, shaving around the smooth lack of genitals was going to be a snap.

  • JSW

    “You bastards! You dirty bastards! Give me back my hand!”

  • “I’m sure Travolta never went through this crap when he played an angel”

  • Kaithymos

    “John G. raped and murdered my wife – find him and kill him.”

  • TommyB

    Note to self:
    No more having my shopping list tatooed on me
    while I’m drunk by a guy poppin’ acid!

  • TommyB

    Yeah, follow the white rabbit.
    But where has it gone?

  • Psyclone

    “After one too many drinks, Lance Henriksen decides to make an ill advised entry in the Mass Effect 2 Release Party Cosplay Contest as Subject Zero.”

  • Damn you William Goss, you took my Jennifer Connelly reference!

    Sigh… gotta think up a new one now… lessee…

    “I hope that naked Bettie Page tattoo doesn’t come back to bite me on the ass… oh wait, it’s a living tattoo… and it IS BITING MY ASS! AAHHHHHHHH…”

  • Muzz

    The trageedy of home tattoos

    If..you can read this, your too c…
    “Dammit!”
    “…you’retoo cl…
    “Gahhh!”

  • LaSargenta

    Christ! Another zit!

  • David Cornelius

    “Kick Me”? Not again…

  • Andrew

    “So if I look at the script in the mirror, maybe…

    Nope, still makes no sense.”

  • Bluejay

    “Nope, that’s still not it… How the hell do I get my hand shadow to look like Louis Armstrong??”

  • Susan

    “God damn it, you made me drop my marker,”

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