In case you got confused and thought this was the Guy Ritchie movie, it isn’t. This is the Sherlock Holmes movie with dinosaurs. And robots. And steampunk battle armor. And sea monsters. And girls with guns.
Anyway, this is where genre actors go when their One Big Shot dies: RIP the careers of Enterprise’s Dominic Keating and Torchwood’s Gareth David-Lloyd as Watson. We hardly knew ya. And Ben Syder: Welcome to the ass end of cinema.