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the oh-no! DVD of the week: ‘Nazis – UFO Conspiracy’

This totally proves what that one guy was saying about Stanley Kubrick faking the moon landings!

Was Hitler trying to build a secret weapon that would move like a flying saucer and decimate Allied bombing fleets over Germany? We know that Nazi scientists were experimenting with flying wings as well as building the first ballistic missiles. In Bavaria it seems they were constructing a plane with a circular wing. Nazi UFO Conspiracy reveals the evidence that this flying saucer actually flew. See what it would have looked like and imagine the chaos it would have created amid Allied aircraft.

And then Ike, who was actually a clone of Hitler, took over the Nazi project and brought it to Area 51, where Elvis — who was, as the descendant of Jesus and Mary Magdalene, an Illuminati agent — was in charge. It all makes sense now.

Also: We know that the United States has been researching fusion power for years, so isn’t it likely that the Feds secretly replaced the Sun with an artificial solar device, and it’s going wrong and overheating and that’s what’s causing global warming? Think about it…



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  • JSW
  • I miss Robert Anton Wilson…

  • CB

    Re: The blurb.

    We know that Nazi scientists were experimenting with flying wings as well as building the first ballistic missiles. In Bavaria it seems they were constructing a plane with a circular wing.

    The funny thing about this is that it’s completely true, we do know they were testing flying wings. While a revolutionary design that was ahead of its time, it’s still just an airplane. And a lot like our flying wings prior to the B-2 and fly-by-wire — efficient but still not necessarily the most practical bird. I would bet the reality of the German ‘UFO’ will turn out to also be a lot like our experiments with saucer-shaped flying wings — kinda like the regular flying wings, only worse. And even if they figured out how to make them work, it still would be normal aerodynamic propelled flight.

    What it won’t have is the kind of crazy physics-defying super-technology that the classic saucer UFO is supposed to have. You don’t keep alien visitor rumors alive with stories about “an oddly shaped and pretty nifty aircraft”. Not exactly a lot of biting mystery there as to it’s human-made nature.

    No, Mr. Conspiracy Theorist watching Discover Channel, you want to know what secret technology was developed covertly during WWII, based on esoteric knowledge and a desperate attempt to unravel some of the basic mysteries of the universe, to wield the power of science like the fist of god and strike down the enemy?

    Yeah, the lid blew off that one. Turns out they’re called ‘nukes’.

    Anyway.

    Re: The TRUTH

    And then Ike, who was actually a clone of Hitler, took over the Nazi project and brought it to Area 51

    Oh my, I see you are informed. What you may not have heard is that the reason we haven’t been destroyed from within was that when our Hitler clone started to become evil, he was infused with the spirit of Roosevelt. This according to plan — the slow process of extracting FDR’s soul into a suitable container is what actually caused his death.

    Also: We know that the United States has been researching fusion power for years, so isn’t it likely that the Feds secretly replaced the Sun with an artificial solar device

    It’s funny there are actually people who believe that the sun isn’t powered by fusion, it’s just some big electric dynamo.

    Re: The Awesome

    In 1945 the Nazis went to the moon. In 2018 they are coming back.

    Hehe, gotta say that Iron Sky trailer looks awesome.

  • RogerBW

    Yeah, the saucer wing concept can work well in cruise, but the stability is pretty horrid. You really need something like a modern dynamic flight control system to make it flyable at all. And even then it doesn’t do much better than a flying wing. (And note how well the B-49 and Cutlass did… or didn’t.)

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  • Hehe, gotta say that Iron Sky trailer looks awesome.

    As a non-Aryan, I hate to admit it but I thought that Iron Sky trailer looked awesome too. Of course, I had this weird urge to go to YouTube right afterward and watch Mel Brooks’ “Jews in Space” number but still…

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