As is typical with Disney films, embedding of this trailer is disabled for the domestic version by the U.S. arm of Disney… but Disney U.K. is, for some bizarre reason, happy to have site owners like me give the film free advertising.
Jerry Bruckheimer and videogame movies: made for each other.
The mythical sands of time are hidden within a sacred dagger? Where? In the hilt?
I guess the height of the film’s humor is going to be Jake stammering over whether a woman is beautiful. The wit! The charm! The yes this is aimed at 12-year-old boys who are terrified of girls!
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