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such a nasty woman | by maryann johanson

female gazing at: Viggo Mortensen

Many readers have requested we gaze at Viggo Mortensen. I hope you haven’t been waiting for me to do so.

Perhaps the best thing about Mortensen is that whether you prefer blonds or brunets, you don’t have to choose with him.

’Twould be nice indeed to wake up to this:

He can’t help it, okay? He’s just gorgeous. He doesn’t even try.

I’m posting pictures like these every weekday, of a man who is attractive and desirable, because I like to look, dammit — and because the female gaze doesn’t have to be such serious business.

(If you have a suggestion for someone we should female-gaze at, feel free to email me with a name or a link to a particular photo.)

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  • Anne-Kari

    Oh, Viggo … I have no words… except, perhaps, a great big YES to this entry in your ‘famale gazing’ series.

  • Rachel Hartman

    Handsome, smart, sense of humor….

    I’ll be in my bunk.

  • Ah yes…

  • Nina

    Mmmmmm, Viggo!! I just watched The Road last night; even bearded & dirty, the man has SO MUCH charisma. I hear that he’s a really nice guy in person too. Literate & sexy & hair color changes, it doesn’t get much better. That bed shot……yesh.

  • JoAnn

    Thanks! He’s lovely!

  • beatrix

    Utter perfection and so talented.

  • There is a very short list of dudes I would totally be gay with, and Viggo’s on it!

  • Lisa

    He looks better dirty! I hated those bits of LOTR that looked like shampoo ads.

  • Laura


  • Althea


    I thought about suggesting him but never got around to it.


    You could do him again, you know, any time. We won’t mind add-ons.

  • Kathy A

    I prefer Viggo with a bit of facial hair (although the third pic you have here is gorgeous!). He’s smokin’ hot as Aragorn, of course, but I also love him as the Blouse Man in A Walk on the Moon, where he’s getting it on in the river with Diane Lane.

  • Ah, the blouse man.


    Yeah, Dirty Aragorn’s good for me too.

    For anyone who claims “women aren’t visually motivated” I will just argue that they haven’t given us enough Viggo.

  • Christine

    I’d like to give that Dane some geld…

    I’ll show myself out.

  • Sherry

    Dirty, scruffy, clean shaven, doesn’t matter to me cause Viggo looks great no matter what! I think you for your hard work and great movies.

  • Lisa

    He is so sexy and beautiful even older(currently).
    He is a drool worthy! A talented Artist,Actor,Poet! Have heard that he is a true gentleman qith a eccentric hippie vibe. See The Road. He really should have gotten the oscar last year. GREAT CHOICE!

  • Vera Cobb

    Signed a book of his photography for me once. He’s very nice and certainly easy on the eyes.

  • Mimi

    I watched the LOTR movies with my husband and his entire family, and I still couldn’t stifle the gasp when Viggo/Aragorn showed up with the horse and the ghost army. Daaaaaayyyyaaaamn.

  • Sherry

    I just read David Cronenburge is doing “Eastern Promises 2”, with Viggo. Be still my heart, what scenes will Viggo do this time!

  • titsa

    I’m obsessed with this amazing actor. Like many people Aragorn got me into Viggo, but then his interviews show his quality. An artist: singer, writer, poet, potogh, and ehm soothing and soft spoken. Am a new fans. thanks MaryAnn for the selection.

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