Here’s a new low in the depiction of women onscreen: If you dare to remain single and childless, you will be punished by having both a man and a baby forced upon you. And not just any man: the most obnoxious kind of jerk, someone you never want to see again.
And here’s the worst thing: You will learn to love your new life. It’s secretly what you wanted all along. See, it’s a good thing when friends name you — along with a man you can’t stand — the guardian of their child without even asking your permission.
Serious question: When does “high concept” become a high crime?