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artisanal film reviews | by maryann johanson

‘Doctor Who’ thing of the day: really awful porn with a ‘Doctor Who’ theme

Well, I assume that Doctor Loo and the Phaleks is really awful. I’m sure as hell not gonna watch it for confirmation of that suspicion.


Ugh. But wait! It gets much worse. From the LoveFilm page for the DVD:

Dr. Louise Flangebatter (Rhodes) is travelling through time and space in her purpose-built luxury time toilet known as the TURDIS. When she meets up with damsel in distress Quimberly Dickmore (McKenzie Lee) they travel together with in-house shagbot Kay 9 (Romana) to the planet Skrotum 4 where they come face to face with the Lady Sodomi (Donna Marie) and her army of over-sexed Phaleks! E-Jaculate! E-Jaculate!

Double ugh. Lemme get a toothbrush for my brain…

Doctor Loo is available from Amazon U.K., if you must.

(If you stumble across a cool Doctor Who thing, feel free to email me with a link.)



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