Chocolate poop pants are mortifying and hilarious for little boys. Ditto being publicly seen in one’s underwear. Just don’t get beat up by a girl or accidentally wander into the girls’ bathroom. That will haunt a guy for life.
At least American boys are being tutored in the ways of American manhood. Poop is funny. Girls are icky. Oh, and be sure that everyone’s expectations for you are as low as possible.