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such a nasty woman | by maryann johanson

female gazing at: Billy Burke

Billy Burke

While all the little girls are cooing over Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner, I’m all like, You know what? Bella’s dad is hot! Billy Burke is totally yum:

Billy Burke

That’s right, I’m on Team Charlie. I could do without Charlie’s 70s cop ’stache, but this is a nice look for him:

Billy Burke

He almost looks slightly vampiric here himself:

Billy Burke

Gosh, he even makes a brown suit look good, and no one should wear brown suits:

Billy Burke

(If you have a suggestion for someone we should female-gaze at, feel free to email me with a name or a link to a particular photo. But check to see whom we’ve already gazed at.)

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  • Killara29

    Dude’s all sorts of cute    where’s the 3rd picture from?

  • The headline momentarily confused me. I wondered, “Why would MaryAnn want to look at the actress who played Glinda, the Good Witch?” . . . but that’s Billie Burke.

  • althea

    Well, whaddya know? He certainly is worth gazing at.

  • bronxbee

    redheads or gingers should definitely wear brown suits… and he looks pretty good too.

  • No idea where any of them are from. Sorry.

  • But he’s not ginger!

  • Dr. Rocketscience

    He, like Bill Fichtner, was deliciously over-the-top in Drive Angry. And he does a fine job, with limited material, in the Twilight flicks.

    But then many of the adults in the small, under-developed roles are clearly trying their best. Peter Facinelli, for instance, is far more interesting and charismatic than Carlisle Cullen.

  • madderrose74

    Nope. He’s always gonna be Creepy!Abusive!Dad from 24.

  • C Haynes

    Billy can also  sing, play the piano and guitar. You should check out his CD on iTunes. It’s called “Removed”. He has a fantastic voice!!!! 

  • Bea

    Yeah, out of all the little boys, Billy boy is most certainly worth The Gaze.

  • wendy jones

    The picture of him in the black suit, I like. He still has his original nose and chin. Give me the Charlie Swan look anytime. Those effeminate nose jobs so many Hollywood types have just creep me out.

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