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fun stuff from FlickFilosopher stats week of May 18-24 2013

Actual unretouched phrases that people plugged into search engines this week that led them to this site (with some commentary from me):

“hollywood movies suck”
“american movies suck”
“tv sucks nowadays”

“drew barrymore pubic hair”
“angelina jolie body now” <– what is wrong with you people?

“slinky pussy”

“how can i pay my citibank credit card”
“how to dress conservatively large bust”
“irish passport lawyer london” <– I am not a fount of life advice, sorry

“american funky cars”
“american things enough”

“pornomadagascar” <– ugh

“girls make better superheroes”

“the balance between feeling and knowing film” <– it’s like “the difference between knowing the path and walking the path” for critics

“badass motherfucker”
“competent professional female”

“captain harkness blog” <– is he blogging now?

“playmobil god”

“cumberbatch vs fassbender” <– ooo

“dalek or shower” <– I can’t even

“doctor who cheese”

“fakey animal too woman”

“how is coulson still alive” <– you need to be Clearance Level 8 to know this

“why is london always wet” <– ummmm….

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  • RogerBW

    Dalek or shower? Choose now… and be prepared to live with your choice.

  • LaSargenta

    why is london always wet

    Because Manchester is always whispering in her ear.

  • FormerlyKnownAsBill

    “drew barrymore pubic hair”

    I’ll take this one.

  • FormerlyKnownAsBill

    will also knock out “slinky pussy”. i am not afraid.

    will report back when i have answers.

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