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artisanal film reviews | by maryann johanson

fun stuff from FlickFilosopher stats week of Jun 15-21 2013

Actual unretouched phrases that people plugged into search engines this week that led them to this site (with some commentary from me):

“why was skyfall so british”

“did ed helms get breast implants for the hangover 3” <-- yes. yes he did. “i am interested about movie” “if a female gazes at you” <-- your penis shrivels up and falls off -- it’s science! “jake busey thong” “doctor who k9 mistress” <-- well, it sounds creepy if you say it like that “ikea tragedy” “female back to the future fan” <-- so rare and elusive... “skinnybutt teasing” “doctor who doorknobs” <-- what, like TARDIS-shaped? “hate movie credit watchers” “jetsons fucking films” <-- ewww “doctor who campest moments” “american girls asshole twitter” <-- huh? “doctorgay” “enjoying nakedpicters of homosexuality of females” “simon baker buying female” “headshaving and cruel sex” “little vuginas” <-- ugh “10 years pissing”


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  • RogerBW

    Interested about movie, eh? Well, thanks, that helps pin things down. Any movie in particular, or is that too much to hope for?

  • bronxbee

    i can’t believe that some of those ever make it to your site at all…

  • David_Conner

    I’m a big fan of IKEA Tragedy, actually.

    “A LEKSVIK! A LEKSVIK! My kingdom for a LEKSVIK!”

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