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fun stuff from FlickFilosopher stats week of Jun 15-21 2013

Actual unretouched phrases that people plugged into search engines this week that led them to this site (with some commentary from me):

“why was skyfall so british”

“did ed helms get breast implants for the hangover 3” <– yes. yes he did.

“i am interested about movie”

“if a female gazes at you” <– your penis shrivels up and falls off — it’s science!

“jake busey thong”

“doctor who k9 mistress” <– well, it sounds creepy if you say it like that

“ikea tragedy”

“female back to the future fan” <– so rare and elusive…

“skinnybutt teasing”

“doctor who doorknobs” <– what, like TARDIS-shaped?

“hate movie credit watchers”

“jetsons fucking films” <– ewww

“doctor who campest moments”

“american girls asshole twitter” <– huh?


“enjoying nakedpicters of homosexuality of females”
“simon baker buying female”
“headshaving and cruel sex”
“little vuginas” <– ugh

“10 years pissing”

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  • RogerBW

    Interested about movie, eh? Well, thanks, that helps pin things down. Any movie in particular, or is that too much to hope for?

  • bronxbee

    i can’t believe that some of those ever make it to your site at all…

  • David_Conner

    I’m a big fan of IKEA Tragedy, actually.

    “A LEKSVIK! A LEKSVIK! My kingdom for a LEKSVIK!”