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artisanal film reviews | by maryann johanson

fun stuff from FlickFilosopher stats week of May 25-31 2013

Actual unretouched phrases that people plugged into search engines this week that led them to this site (with some commentary from me):

“bloom county terrible <-- bite your tongue! “why actors speak english in nazi movies” “chiwetel ejiofor teeth” <-- yup, pretty sure he has some “can you still buy tv guide magazines hardcopy” “benedict cumberbatch body” <-- yup, pretty sure he has one “dragon fuck” “maryann johanson shoes” <-- sneakers, mostly “funny dictatorship” “cate blanchett bone structure” <-- yup, pretty sure she has some “comic con is ruined” “what did king john do after signing the magna carta” <-- went to Disney World? “is gary cooper sexy” “matt smith penis” <-- yup, pretty sure he has one “why is tom hanks so awesome” “what country represents february” <-- wha’? “doctor who dirty imagines” “george clooney reptilian” <-- also, a clone “why was paul mcgann not in the name of the doctor”


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  • RogerBW

    What, you mean you don’t have your own line of painful and impractical shoes made by slave labour? The glamorous life of a film critic is not as I had imagined it!

  • Rod Ribeiro

    February -> carnival -> Brazil. Duh.

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