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such a nasty woman | by maryann johanson

fun stuff from FlickFilosopher stats week of Jul 20-26 2013

Actual unretouched phrases that people plugged into search engines this week that led them to this site (with some commentary from me):

“how to be famous like fresh faces”

“craig ferguson is awesome” <-- yes he is “fantasy boobs” “pictures of naked women covered up” “knitting for time travelers” “defending with onion” <-- what about a pointed stick? “give me no 1 richest basterd in the world” “i wanna rip your freaking face off because youre fucking stupid” “bang my dr.com” <-- it’s the “.com” that makes it special “how to visualize something you've already seen” “are male movie critics biased” <-- noooo, how could that be?! “comments for handsome boys” “sinatra ufo” “secrets of the universe the government wont tell us” <-- like how to get the ketchup bottle going “weird japanese chewing gum” “chewbacca bumper stickers” <-- “my other car is the Millennium Falcon”? “channing tatum sleep” “cute japanese paper” “human+beings+i.e.+men.” <-- yes, men are people “asskissing pictures” “clark gable fake” <-- like, he was a robot? “behind the camera at sexy movies” “universe conspiracy” “watch nerd porn”

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  • bronxbee

    “pictures of naked women covered up”

    then they wouldn’t be naked, would they? of course, under our clothes, everyone is naked.

  • Bluejay
  • RogerBW

    Yes, the universe is a conspiracy by the baryons. They’re all in it together!

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