Doctor Who thing: that’s *Doctor* Potato Head, I suppose
This exists now, on this planet:
Once again, this is real:
Mr. Potato Head does Doctor Who, as played by “Mash” Smith. *groan*
Available to buy at Amazon U.S. In the U.K., it’s available to preorder at BBCShop.com and Forbidden Planet.
(If you stumble across a cool Doctor Who thing, feel free to email me with a link.)