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artisanal film reviews | by maryann johanson

fun stuff from FlickFilosopher stats week of Jul 27 – Aug 02 2013

Actual unretouched phrases that people plugged into search engines this week that led them to this site (with some commentary from me):

“braveheart review by people” <-- I hate those reviews not by people “questions related to entertainment” “look for porn” <-- look somewhere else “giant porch spiders” “annabel chong kang bang picture” <-- worst Simpsons episode ever “full scale female replica” <-- not a woman, but a stunning simulation! “a very intense and strong gaze from women to strange man” “david lynch as doctor who showrunner” <-- freaky idea “even tom hiddleston is handsome” <-- even him! “god hates nags” “femalehaze” <-- like purple haze, only different “abed and crustello aliens”< -- the Asylum’s take on Abbott and Costello? “austin powers had his mojo the whole time” <-- ironic! “best sex tourism 2013” <-- go away


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  • RogerBW

    Review by machines surely ought to be cheaper even than the HuffPo approach.

  • LaSargenta

    giant porch spiders?

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