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a humorous song about how Hollywood hates women

Reader Drave thinks this song was made for me. I think he’s right:

Best lyrics:

It is just logical that if you have
To have a girl in there
She should be smoking hot
But not affect the plot
Enough to make the average viewer care.

Bingo.

The song is by Kari Maaren.


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