Pompeii trailer: their love was so powerful, the earth moved
Crustal displacement throwing aircraft carriers into the White House? Old and busted. Massive volcanoes throwing galley warships into the gladiatorial coliseum? New hotness.
Oh, schlockmeister Paul W.S. Anderson, you are adorable.
From now on, whenever someone asks, “What is this?” I am going to reply, with deep solemity, “It is the mountain.”
Please let this be as stupidly fun as it looks.