artisanal film reviews | by maryann johanson
Tue Apr 29 2014, 04:47pm | 4 comments
I’m “biast” (con): nothing
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No Bruce Campbell? Then it can’t possibly be worth watching. :)
YOU HIT THE HAMMER ON THE NAIL!
MST3K, THAT WAS THE FIRST THING I THOUGHT OF.
WHAT I PEICE OF CRAP ONE OF THE WORST MOVIES I EVER SEEN.
AT LEAST MST3K MOVIES HAVE HUMMOR.
TO BAD THEY ARE NOT DOING THAT SHOW ANYMORE CAUSE THATS THE ONLY THING THAT COULD MAKE IT ENTERTAINING, IF AT ALL.
Why are you shouting? We’re right in front of you.
All the beefcake is nice to watch but other than that, how could they screw up such a great story? Cinematography is great at points, but the casting and the acting is dull. It LOOKED like 300 but had nothing of its story telling and top rate acting.
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