movies matter | criticism by maryann johanson
Sun Nov 09 2014, 02:00pm | 12 comments
Oh my god what is this I can’t even:
Once you collect pieces of your brain from around the room and clean up your drink of choice from your keyboard, feel free to discuss… if you’re able.
Via Dangerous Minds.
I have no brain left after watching that.
Well… that was… a thing… that I watched…
I apologise. I couldn’t last longer than 3 minutes, 3 seconds. What’s there to discuss? This is exactly why I mostly have no interest in television. This shit existed and exists; making a joke of it doesn’t make it any better.
Oh no no, at 3:03 it’s still just a parody. After about 4:30 it starts getting surreal. Like, “even David Lynch thinks this is out there” levels of surreal.
They fight crime!
Ok, so there’s a prize for those with enough fortitude to make it through the morass. I’m glad. (Seriously, no sarcasm here.) But, I’m still unable to watch it. I’m weird, I admit it; but, I know need to watch Fitzcarraldo now to scrub even that 3’3″ of parody-of-pap out of my brain.
I trust MaryAnn highly, but, I don’t have it in me to go further.
It’s no longer available. Damn!
Because Adult Swim posted a much better quality version of it.
I updated the post with the new authorized version.
Thanks for finding that!
For those that didn’t find anything to appreciate, an interesting take: http://freebeacon.com/blog/what-too-many-cooks-tells-us-about-2016-and-the-resiliency-of-the-patriarchy-gifs/
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