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artisanal film reviews | by maryann johanson

my first death threat

deaththreat

And it’s over my review of Fifty Shades of Grey!

That’s a twist I did not see coming.


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  • LaSargenta

    That is bizarre, hilarious and fucking wierd all in one nasty package.

    And the moral of the story is…don’t mess with Twilight Fan Fic?

  • Maria Niku

    I suppose it’s a sort of a twisted badge of honour. In the world as it is now, if you’re a woman who publishes online, you ain’t anyone until you’ve got your very own death threat.

  • RogerBW

    Presumably your brainwashed legions of non-“real” men will now track this guy down and… hang on, that would probably be Dr. Rocketscience and me. Darn.

  • Dr. Rocketscience

    *shifty eyes*

  • althea

    We could all go. Then they wouldn’t be able to prove which one actually did it.

  • Jurgan

    Can I join the Legion of Non-Real Men?

  • Jurgan

    I hate that I can say this, but I’m actually surprised this is your first death threat. Switch to reviewing video games and you’ll get a dozen a week.

  • I’d forgotten about that…

  • Max Urai

    “Every time you threaten to choke someone, a demon gets its wings”

  • MisterAntrobus

    Hey, count me in. :-)

  • Rod Ribeiro

    But it’s 25% fresh in Rotten Tomatoes!!

  • I wonder if any of the male critics — who make up the vast majority of this field — got death threats over their reviews.

  • Dokeo

    You know how they have devices that won’t let you start a car if you’re drunk? We need those for keyboards.

  • LaSargenta

    OFFS. I don’t remember that…linkie?

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