artisanal film reviews | by maryann johanson
Mon Feb 16 2015, 12:08pm | 14 comments
And it’s over my review of Fifty Shades of Grey!
That’s a twist I did not see coming.
That is bizarre, hilarious and fucking wierd all in one nasty package.
And the moral of the story is…don’t mess with Twilight Fan Fic?
I suppose it’s a sort of a twisted badge of honour. In the world as it is now, if you’re a woman who publishes online, you ain’t anyone until you’ve got your very own death threat.
Presumably your brainwashed legions of non-“real” men will now track this guy down and… hang on, that would probably be Dr. Rocketscience and me. Darn.
We could all go. Then they wouldn’t be able to prove which one actually did it.
Can I join the Legion of Non-Real Men?
I hate that I can say this, but I’m actually surprised this is your first death threat. Switch to reviewing video games and you’ll get a dozen a week.
I’d forgotten about that…
“Every time you threaten to choke someone, a demon gets its wings”
Hey, count me in. :-)
But it’s 25% fresh in Rotten Tomatoes!!
I wonder if any of the male critics — who make up the vast majority of this field — got death threats over their reviews.
You know how they have devices that won’t let you start a car if you’re drunk? We need those for keyboards.
OFFS. I don’t remember that…linkie?
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