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Mojave movie rating: red light

by MaryAnn Johanson

Mojave red light

A spoiled melancholy Hollywood brat and a menacing drifter meet in the desert, talk about T.E. Lawrence and Jesus, and stalk each other back to Los Angeles. An unwitting cautionary tale about toxic masculinity quickly descends into a deadly dick-measuring contest — featuring exchanges of faux-deep philosophies about life, fame, sociopathy, and death — that you will hope neither survives.
I’m “biast” (pro): love Oscar Isaac and Garrett Hedlund

I’m “biast” (con): nothing

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(My Ratings posts are a quick way for me to share my reaction to a film. This post will be updated if/when I ever write a review. Feel free to discuss the movie in depth in the comments section.)

red light 1 star

Mojave (2016)
US/Canada release date: Jan 22 2016 (VOD Dec 03 2015) | UK release date: Mar 25 2016 (VOD same day)

MPAA: rated R for language and some violence
BBFC: rated 15 (strong language, violence, sex references)

viewed on my iPad

official site | IMDb
more reviews: Movie Review Query Engine | Rotten Tomatoes

If you’re tempted to post a comment that resembles anything on the film review comment bingo card, you might want to reconsider.

  • Virginia Kennedy

    “A dick measuring contest” LMAO you have to admit the Swede was way hot and I felt sorry for the incest child who I thought would thow the little Dog over the balcony …but didn’t… saved his ass from a hit man

  • Your word salad needs some dressing or croutons or something.

  • Virginia Kennedy

    Memory is everything when expressing oneself

  • And a fortune cookie for dessert!

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