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maryann buzz Sun Sep 05 10, 5:59PM
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reasons to subscribe at $1 per month: Part IV

• I was approached this week by a company who wanted me to review certain movies so they could insert text ads related to the subject matter of those movies into my review. I told them an emphatic no.

• “In the arts, the critic is the only independent source of information. The rest is advertising.” --Pauline Kael

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new in theaters

09.01-03 (U.S./Canada)
red for no The American
green for go Machete
yellow for maybe Going the Distance
green for go Mesrine: Public Enemy No. 1
    
09.01-03 (U.K.)
green for go The Last Exorcism
red for no The Switch
red for no Dinner for Schmucks
red for no Jonah Hex
green for go No Impact Man
not seen by me  Why Did I Get Married Too [trailer]
reviews of more 2010 theatrical releases | 2010 films ranked

box office

08.27-29 (U.S./Canada)
green for go Takers ($20.5m)
green for go The Last Exorcism ($20.4m)
yellow for maybe The Expendables ($9.5m)
green for go Eat Pray Love ($6.8m)
green for go The Other Guys ($6.3m)
not seen by me Vampires Suck [trailer] ($5.2m)
green for go Inception ($4.9m)
green for go Nanny McPhee Returns (aka Nanny McPhee and the Big Bang) ($4.7m)
red for no The Switch ($4.6m)
not seen by me Piranha 3D [trailer] ($4.3m)
    
08.27-29 (U.K.)
red for no Grown Ups (£2m)
red for no Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (£1.6m)
green for go Toy Story 3 (£1.5m)
yellow for maybe The Expendables (£1.3m)
green for go Salt (£.97m)
not seen by me Piranha 3D [trailer] (£.89m)
green for go Inception (£.70m)
red for no Diary of a Wimpy Kid (£.67m)
green for go Avatar (£.62m)
red for no Marmaduke (£.59m)

new on dvd

08.31 (U.S./Canada)
green for go Harry Brown
red for no Marmaduke
green for go Let the Right One In (Canada)
green for go Babies (Canada)
green for go Red Riding Trilogy (U.S.) [buy: Amazon U.S.]
green for go OSS 117: Lost in Rio [buy: Amazon U.S. | Amazon Canada]
green for go FlashForward: The Complete Series [buy: Amazon U.S. | Amazon Canada]
    
08.30 (U.K.)
green for go When You’re Strange
red for no Hot Tub Time Machine
green for go Sherlock [buy: Amazon U.K.]
green for go Jericho: The Decisive Box Set [buy: Amazon U.K.]
green for go MacGayver: The Complete Series [buy: Amazon U.K.]


dvd buzz | movie buzz Sun Sep 05 10, 3:47PM
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cinematic roots of: ‘Going the Distance’

No movie springs from a vacuum. There are always influences from past examples of the genre, from the previous work of the filmmakers and stars, even from similar films that don’t quite work. If you want to understand where a movie is coming from, take a look at where it’s coming from.

In Going the Distance, the adorable couple of Drew Barrymore and Justin Long attempt to maintain a relationship while one of them is in New York and the other in San Francisco. This flick sprang from (among other films):

Sleepless in Seattle (1993), perhaps the classic tale of long-distain romance, even if lovers Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan don’t even actually meet until the final moment of the film.

Fever Pitch (in the U.K., The Perfect Catch) (2005), for more of Drew Barrymore as a modern romantic heroine; here, her baseball agnostic falls in love with a rabid Red Sox fan (Jimmy Fallon). Be warned that the 1997 British original, also called Fever Pitch, is far superior.

Accepted (2006), for a delightful Justin Long as an unconventional college student creating his own higher-education experience.

American Teen (2008), the first film by director Nanette Burstein, an excellent documentary about the trials and tribulations of today’s kids through the eyes of one small-town high school.

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dvd buzz | movie buzz Sun Sep 05 10, 3:23PM
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cinematic roots of: ‘Machete’

No movie springs from a vacuum. There are always influences from past examples of the genre, from the previous work of the filmmakers and stars, even from similar films that don’t quite work. If you want to understand where a movie is coming from, take a look at where it’s coming from.

In Machete, a former Mexican federale (Danny Trejo) hiding out in Texas takes on The Man who wants to bring down his Hispanic brothers and The System that perpetuates social injustice. This flick sprang from (among other films):

El mariachi (1992), filmmaker Robert Rodriguez’ stunning debut feature, in which he demonstrated the flair for style and gonzo storytelling that has become his trademark.

Jackie Brown (1997), for a similar appropriation of 70s exploitation flicks by Rodriguez pal Quentin Tarantino.

Billy Jack (1971), the exploitation classic about a half Native American avenger who defends civil rights for Indians and hippies.

The Wild Angels (1966), by exploitation master Roger Corman; it’s about dangerous bikers, and offers iconic imagery that Machete borrows.

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dvd buzz | movie buzz Sun Sep 05 10, 3:08PM
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cinematic roots of: ‘The American’

No movie springs from a vacuum. There are always influences from past examples of the genre, from the previous work of the filmmakers and stars, even from similar films that don’t quite work. If you want to understand where a movie is coming from, take a look at where it’s coming from.

In The American, George Clooney’s murder-weary professional assassin mopes around rural mountain Italy while doing one last job before he’s out, out, he tells ya. This flick sprang from (among other films):

Syriana (2005), for more of George Clooney as an exhausted spook; here he’s a burned CIA agent, a casualty of the ongoing oil wars.

Control (2007), to see just how morose director Anton Corbijn can be; this is his biopic of Brit rock star Ian Curtis of Joy Division, who killed himself at the age of 23 -- cheery!

The Matador (2005), for an equally disillusioned hitman in a funnier movie; killer Pierce Brosnan meets salesman Greg Kinnear in Mexico City and unexpected things happen.

Road to Perdition (2002), for Tom Hanks’ fed-up mob killer; he and Clooney would have a lot to discuss about how those one-last-jobs never seem to go well.

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tv buzz Sun Sep 05 10, 1:49PM
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deep thought (re the decline of Syfy)

Haven is the most boring show on television.


dvd buzz Sun Sep 05 10, 12:55PM
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retro trailer: ‘Children of the Damned’

Take a look back at an old trailer...

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easter eggs Sun Sep 05 10, 12:38PM
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the end of torture porn?; the end of the Internet?; what TV viewers want more of (and what they're going to get instead); more: leftover links

Every week my browser gets cluttered up with tabs for stuff that I stumble across and figure I might be able to use as a Question of the Day or a WTF Thought for the Day or grist for some other post. And inevitably, I end the week with most of that material unused. But there's no reason to let this stuff go to waste: I can still share it with you, for your amusement, and start the new week with a clean slate.

Herewith this week's leftover links, in no particular order:

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awards buzz Sun Sep 05 10, 11:23AM
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‘Moon’ and ‘Doctor Who’: “The Waters of Mars” are 2010 Hugo winners

WorldCon is going on this weekend in Melboure, and the Hugo Awards were announced last night. Duncan Jones’ Moon won Best Dramatic Presentation (Long Form), and Doctor Who: “The Waters of Mars” won Best Dramatic Presentation (Short Form).

A list of all the Hugo winners is available at io9.


maryann buzz Sun Sep 05 10, 12:29AM
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about the voting up and down of comments

I hope the voting system will work here as the other community policing here has: not necessarily to agree or disagree with the content of a comment but as a way to approve or disapprove of how a comment is offered.

I mean, yes, definitely vote down trolls and those who have nothing significant to say but chime in with a “me, too!” or somesuch. Definitely vote down wild screaming vulgarity and pointless name-calling and other abuse.

I hope, though, that readers will not vote down well-written, thoughtful comments with which they merely disagree. Use that disagreement for a comment of substance and wit of your own in rebuttal.

Wit and humor is always deserving of an up vote. But don’t feel the need to vote on every comment: If you disagree with a comment but can’t fault its presentation, then simply slide on by to the next comment without voting.

The comment voting is a new thing here, and I know some readers are little nervous about it. I trust that we’re all smart enough and interested enough in intelligent, provocative, fun conversation to make it work to our collective advantage. If it starts to seem like it’s more disruptive than helpful, it is but the work of moments for me to strip out that code and eliminate the voting. But let’s give everyone some time to get used to it and figure out how to use it the Flick Filosopher way.


books Sat Sep 04 10, 7:12PM
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my reads: ‘Death from the Skies!’ by Philip Plait, PhD

If you’re not already reading Phil Plait’s blog Bad Astronomy, you’re missing its irreverent mix of weird and cool science (photo of Hurricane Earl from science, taken by an astronaut on the space station? check), stuff about awesome explosions, debunking of myth and antiscience nonsense, and general geekery (Phil is a huge Doctor Who fan, for one, and he doesn’t care who knows it). I’ve been a fan of Phil’s for years, and we were on a panel together at WorldCon in Los Angeles in 2006. I can’t even remember what the panel was about: blogging, probably.

And now Phil has done us the favor of gathering together, all in one book, all the ways that the Earth could die. It’s so comprehensive that one of them will one day come to pass. Phil discusses everything from asteroid and comet impacts to supernovas (of nearby suns not our own, that is), to alien attack (it wouldn’t be like what we see in the movies) and wandering black holes, to, you know, the eventual heat death of the universe in a trillion trillion trillion trillion years. This gloomiest of topics Phil explores with his usual offhand aplomb, combining the kind of lookit that! glee we expect from disaster movies to rigorous scientific background info. It’s a terrifying book, but hugely entertaining at the same time.

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easter eggs Sat Sep 04 10, 5:26PM
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Saturday cute: Jack Sparrow playing Magic the Gathering with Greedo

Or so it seems.

(Full image after the jump.)

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tv buzz Sat Sep 04 10, 12:57PM
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a few thoughts on ‘Mad Men’: “Waldorf Stories”

Okay, so, herewith the sexism of the 1960s: Danny, the cure for the common copywriter, gets a job at SDCP thanks to nepotism, and no thanks to his utter lack of talent. But Peggy has to get naked with Stan, the new art director -- not to have sex, but just to challenge his bullshit -- in order to get him to at least acknowledge that she’s present in the room and a partner in the work they’re supposed to be doing. (Even when she wins, though, she loses, because know he thinks she’s a “smug bitch.”) Oh, and Peggy, who was nominated for a Clio for her work on the floor wax campaign, doesn’t get to attend the Clio Awards ceremony... but Joan does, so she can be bait for new clients.

*sigh*

Gotta love the rich irony of Don complaining that by the time a campaign is finished, it feels like everyone else has done your work... when he later forgets to acknowledge Peggy when they win the Clio for her work, and when he drunkenly appropriates Danny’s “cure for” line for the Life campaign.

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question of the weekend: What widely accepted practice, custom, or societal norm do you regard as irrational, absurd, offensive, silly, nonsensical, counterproductive, or morally wrong?

Sat Sep 04 10, 11:38AM | comments (41)
An excellent question that I'm stealing from *The Atlantic*’s Daily Dish...

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Friday night fortune cookie: Cameron Mitchell says...

Fri Sep 03 10, 7:55PM | comments (1)
“This is crazy. And not the good kind of crazy.”

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watch it: “Bulldog Kisses Orangutan”

Fri Sep 03 10, 6:55PM | comments (1)
Too cute...

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screencap Friday: what the flick? #139 -- now with prizes!

Fri Sep 03 10, 3:55PM | comments (15)
Friday fun! Here’s a screen capture from a TV show on DVD. Guess the TV show -- you don’t need to guess the episode, just the show. And if you assume it’s something I’ve said I’m watching or said I...

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‘Doctor Who’ thing of the day: Kermit the Frog as Eleven

Fri Sep 03 10, 2:25PM | comments (10)
I love the Muppets and -- obviously -- I love *Doctor Who.* But this is just odd.

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female gazing at: Ben Browder

Fri Sep 03 10, 1:55PM | comments (12)
The thing about geek favorite boys like Ben Browder is they always seem to be in some sort of uniform. Or leather...

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Going the Distance (review)

Fri Sep 03 10, 1:45PM | comments (5)
I slept with this movie, and now I’m sorry I did.

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trailer break: ‘Black Swan’

Fri Sep 03 10, 11:26AM | comments (7)
Cool and creepy.

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question of the day: Has this been the worst summer for movies ever, or does it just feel that way?

Fri Sep 03 10, 10:55AM | comments (12)
Even the moderate financial hits have been, for the most part, ugly, boring, and creatively tapped out, even grading on the summer-blockbuster curve.

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now you can rate my posts and everyone’s comments

Fri Sep 03 10, 1:12AM | comments (19)
While I wait on some more impressive tweaking, I've implemented a ratings system for both my posts and everyone’s comments.

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female gazing at: Paul Gross

Thu Sep 02 10, 10:40PM | comments (8)
Do they make ’em all so amazing up in Canada? Cuz if there’s more like Paul Gross up north, I’m on my way...

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‘Doctor Who’ thing of the day: Dalek car door knob

Thu Sep 02 10, 9:03PM | comments (2)
If Davros worked for Chevrolet, perhaps...

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working on the commenting system...

Thu Sep 02 10, 5:43PM | comments (0)
You may experience temporary intermittent errors and stuff. Sorry. LATER: It's so much fun to spend frakkin' hours on what is supposed to be a simple plugin that's fully compatible with this version of Movable Type, and it simply will...

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first pix of David Tennant in the ‘Fright Night’ remake

Thu Sep 02 10, 1:47PM | comments (17)
Criss Angel, call your office.

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trailer break: ‘You Again’

Thu Sep 02 10, 11:46AM | comments (8)
Bitches be crazy! Wedding disasters are awesome! And everyone will be besties in the end! *Awwww!*

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question of the day: Is Discovery Channel shooter James Lee a canary in a coalmine?

Thu Sep 02 10, 10:22AM | comments (40)
Yesterday afternoon, James Lee picked up a gun, strapped some pipe bombs to his body, and took hostages at the Washington DC-area headquarters of the Discovery Channel...

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watch it: “The First Five Worlds of Kepler”

Wed Sep 01 10, 11:45PM | comments (6)
Sometimes humans do amazing things...

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female gazing at: Nathan Fillion

Wed Sep 01 10, 11:15PM | comments (28)
Because Mal Reynolds is like Han Solo, only better, which shouldn’t be possible, except we’re talking about Nathan Fillion here...

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end of summer...

Wed Sep 01 10, 10:11PM | comments (8)
Things feel slow, and I don’t just mean moviewise.

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‘Doctor Who’ thing of the day: TARDIS fashion

Wed Sep 01 10, 9:51PM | comments (3)
Tess-san at deviantArt designed a TARDIS dress...

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Machete (review)

Wed Sep 01 10, 6:18PM | comments (28)
I can’t wait for the right-wing windbags to begin decrying Rodriguez and *Machete* -- oh noes! he’s trying to ignite a class war!

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trailer break: ‘The Winning Season’

Wed Sep 01 10, 11:42AM | comments (2)
Ah, and there’s the entire movie for ya. Just saved ya ten bucks.

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question of the day: Is ‘Catfish’s “don’t talk about the film” marketing campaign brilliant or annoying?

Wed Sep 01 10, 10:45AM | comments (24)
Perhaps the best time to talk about a marketing campaign for a film is before everyone has seen it: this way, the discussion of the film itself cannot get in the way.

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watch it: “TIME Announces New Version of Magazine Aimed at Adults”

Tue Aug 31 10, 10:51PM | comments (3)
The Onion does it again: makes me want to cry...

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female gazing at: Jack Davenport

Tue Aug 31 10, 5:18PM | comments (7)
Pirate! (I much preferred the scruffy Norrington...)

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bonus fake trailer: ‘Machete’

Tue Aug 31 10, 5:11PM | comments (3)
Revisit the original fake 'trailer' for *Machete* before you see the film...

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some design tweaking going on...

Tue Aug 31 10, 5:04PM | comments (15)
...as you may have noticed. It's still in progress. Many new fun things coming shortly, including tweaks to commenting. Feel free to chime in on how it's working for you so far......

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‘Doctor Who’ thing of the day: disappearing TARDIS mug

Tue Aug 31 10, 4:54PM | comments (3)
I had a mug similar to this many years ago. But it was nowhere near as cool as this...

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The American (review)

Tue Aug 31 10, 4:21PM | comments (14)
I was certain that there was no movie that I could not endure if it meant I could gaze at George Clooney for two hours. I was wrong.

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