obsession boyfriend i'm psyched girl crush i'm dreading enemy

(need an explanation?)

advertisements





when in Stratford-upon-Avon, U.K., I stay at
Adelphi Guest House




reviews Wed Apr 05 00, 12:20AM

South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut (review)

Sweet, Super Sweet

You can't get around it sometimes: a swear word is all that will do. This is one of those cases.

South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut is a big Fuck You to the Motion Picture Association America. And that just tickles me pink.

If there was ever an organization that deserved a middle finger hoisted spectacularly in its direction, it is the MPAA. This is the group that has determined that sex and profanity are nastier than violence, and so rates movies accordingly. Just look at the rating that South Park received: "Rated R for pervasive vulgar language and crude sexual humor, and for some violent images." This movie contains some of the most violent concepts and depictions you'll find in recent films (even if they are in crudely animated form), but it's the language and the sex that's really offensive to the MPAA.

(more below the ad... scroll down...)

Trey Parker and Matt Stone are not just juvenile morons -- I use the term affectionately -- but also subversive geniuses. Sure, they take scatological humor to heights previously unseen (I venture to guess that never again will fart jokes be so vital to a movie's plot as they are here), but they are also wise enough to make their creations -- the impressionable little kiddies of the town of South Park -- twisted versions of the Peanuts characters, their very baseness as important to their realism as the sophisticated philosophizing of Schultz's characters was to theirs. Charlie Brown and his cohorts seemed to run loose, without parental supervision, and yet were surprisingly well-adjusted, if angst-ridden. The young denizens of South Park -- Cartman, Stan, Kyle, and Kenny -- equally unsupervised, are not that lucky.

When Asses of Fire, a movie by their TV heroes Terrance and Phillip, comes to town, the youngsters have an easy time getting themselves in to see this R-rated flick. (This is only the first of many jabs at both the effectiveness of the MPAA's rating system and the all-too-typical abdication of parental authority to the community or the government). Awed by what can only be called the poetic profanity of Terrance and Phillip, the kids are soon spouting imitations of it at every opportunity, including at school. Outraged parents are soon in the picture, desperate for someone to condemn for their children's behavior. "Should we blame the government / Or blame society / Or should we blame the images on TV?" they wonder in song. Heck, no. Kyle's mother -- notorious, as far as Cartman is concerned, for ensuring that kids have no fun -- decides that Canada, home of Terrance and Phillip, is to blame, and launches an all-out attack, first cultural and later military, against those backbacon-eating freaks to the north.

What's the violence that bothers the MPAA? The "some violent images" suggests that it's just the battle at the end of the film, when construction-paper blood is spilled in a manner that can only be called "graphic" if you're talking about "graphic design." There's no mention from the MPAA of the much more abhorrent, pro-violence ideas that the movie's villains espouse (and which Parker and Stone are satirizing): Kyle's mom calls it "a great day for democracy" as Terrance and Phillip are about to be executed as "war criminals"; the parents of South Park would rather go to war than let their kids hear foul language, and they'd rather implant electronic devices in their children's brains than talk to their kids about their behavior; Kyle's infant brother is left home alone, locked in the attic, while his mother is out fighting Canada. Shockingly sexist comments spout from an elementary-school teacher? That's no problem, as long as he's not using one of the seven dirty words. Banning Terrance and Phillip t-shirts from school? Violence to the U.S. Constitution is okay, too, apparently.

Oh, the vulgarity is pervasive, as the MPAA warns, but as Cartman notes, "it doesn't hurt anybody... what's the big fuckin' deal?" And almost as if Parker and Stone are deliberately trying to spread the dirty word and help us to see how innocuous bad language really is, the movie is chock full of songs that are not only brilliant parodies of the tunes of Disney movies and Broadway shows -- everything from The Little Mermaid to Les Misérables -- but are also unbelievably profane. The horribly catchy "Uncle Fucka" really should have been the song nominated for an Oscar this year (instead of "Blame Canada"), but would the Academy even let a title like that appear on a ballot?

The MPAA's "crude sexual humor," we can be sure, is probably aimed at the cut-out penises that make a few appearances -- God forbid that male anatomy should be as realistically depicted as female anatomy typically is on film, and without always garnering even an R-rating -- and the giant pink clitoris (!) that appears, like the Good Witch Glenda, to Stan in an hour of need. But hey! Not only is it funny that Chef tells Stan to "find the clitoris" when the confused little guy asks for help in making happy the girl he likes, but it's good advice for guys of all ages.

Now, I'm not saying this is an appropriate film for children -- it certainly isn't. But I do think the MPAA -- like the parents of South Park -- have the wrong end of the stick when it comes to what's offensive and even damaging to children. Language hurts no one, and sex, if it's really hurting, you're probably not doing it right -- but to the collective mind of the board that decides what's appropriate onscreen, hacking and maiming and gallons of blood are infinitely preferable. There's something desperately wrong with this picture.

Crude and rude, insolent and profane, infinitely clever and funny as hell, South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut is probably the least politically correct big-budget movie ever made, and that's a good thing. Calling for a return to personal accountability and responsibility -- which is exactly what South Park does -- isn't a popular or PC thing to do right now.

And this is certainly one of the most important films made recently. If you think that's an exaggeration, consider this: The purpose of art -- unless you favor starving-artists' paintings that match your sofa -- is to shock. Art should upset us in our complacency and make us look at the world in a new way. Not many filmmakers these days seem to remember that.

viewed at home on a small screen
rated R for pervasive vulgar language and crude sexual humor, and for some violent images
official site | IMDB
(more below the ad... scroll down...)



who I am


I'm MaryAnn Johanson: writer and ponderer in New York City who drinks too much wine and thinks way too much about such inconsequences as movies, TV, books, and the meaning of life.
[email me]
[become a Facebook fan]
[visit my personal Facebook page]
[follow me on Twitter]
[friend me on MySpace]

FlickFilosopher.com is available on Kindle

• contributor, Film.com
• member, International Academy of Digital Arts and Sciences
• visit my scratchpad blog, MaryAnnJohanson.com
• read my Doctor Who fan fiction

photo by David Speranza

(postings feed)


top critic on Movie Review Query Engine


as seen on Rotten Tomatoes


member, Online Film Critics Society


member, Alliance of Women Film Journalists

Add to Technorati Favorites

monthly archives

recent screenings and hot movies

just opened (U.S.)
red for no A Christmas Carol
yellow for maybe The Fourth Kind
green for go The Men Who Stare at Goats [trailer]
yellow for maybe The Box [trailer]
green for go Precious [trailer]
yellow for maybe Collapse
red for no The Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day (expanding)
yellow for maybe Coco Before Chanel (expanding)
just opened (U.K.)
red for no A Christmas Carol
yellow for maybe The Fourth Kind
green for go The Men Who Stare at Goats [trailer]
red for no Jennifer's Body
green for go Bright Star
not viewed by me Paper Heart [trailer]
not viewed by me Good Hair
not viewed by me Nine
box office top 5 (U.S.)
yellow for maybe Michael Jackson's This Is It
yellow for maybe Paranormal Activity
red for no Law Abiding Citizen
red for no Couples Retreat
yellow for maybe Where the Wild Things Are
top limited releases (U.S.)
green for go A Serious Man
red for no The Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day
green for go An Education
not viewed by me Good Hair
yellow for maybe Coco Before Chanel
box office top 5 (U.K.)
yellow for maybe Michael Jackson's This Is It
green for go Up
green for go Fantastic Mr. Fox [trailer]
not viewed by me Saw VI [trailer]
yellow for maybe Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant
coming soon (U.S./U.K.)
green for go The Private Lives of Pippa Lee [trailer]
green for go The Young Victoria
green for go Creation [trailer]
red for no Pirate Radio (aka The Boat That Rocked) [trailer]
green for go Fantastic Mr. Fox [trailer]
green for go The Messenger
green for go The Road [trailer]
green for go Red Cliff
yellow for maybe Broken Embraces
other current flicks (U.S./U.K.)
green for go Amelia
red for no Antichrist [trailer]
red for no Astro Boy
green for go The Baader Meinhof Complex
green for go The Boys Are Back
green for go Capitalism: A Love Story [trailer]
green for go Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs
green for go Creation [trailer]
green for go The Damned United
green for go An Education
red for no Gentlemen Broncos [trailer]
red for no I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell
green for go The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus [trailer]
green for go The Informant!
green for go The Invention of Lying
red for no Motherhood
yellow for maybe New York, I Love You [trailer]
green for go Ong Bak 2: The Beginning
yellow for maybe Paris
not viewed by me A Single Man [trailer]
green for go Whip It
red for no Whiteout
green for go Zombieland

2009 screening log

new on dvd

11.03 (Region 1)
green for go The Taking of Pelham 123 [buy]
green for go Thicker Than Water: The Vampire Diaries Part 1 [buy]
yellow for maybe Food, Inc. [buy]
red for no G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra [buy]
red for no Aliens in the Attic [buy]
red for no I Love You, Beth Cooper [buy]
green for go North by Northwest (50th Anniversary Edition) [buy]
green for go Doctor Who: The War Games [buy]
green for go Doctor Who: The Black Guardian Trilogy [buy]
green for go National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (Ultimate Collector's Edition) [buy]
green for go Mission: Impossible: Complete Series [buy]
(complete list of this week's new releases at Amazon U.S.)

11.02 (Region 2)
green for go Public Enemies [buy]
yellow for maybe Last Chance Harvey [buy]
red for no Year One [buy]
red for no Blood: The Last Vampire [buy]
green for go Wallace and Gromit: The Complete Collection [buy]
(complete list of this week's new releases at Amazon U.K.)

10.27 (Region 1)
green for go Whatever Works [buy]
yellow for maybe Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs [buy]
yellow for maybe Nothing Like the Holidays [buy]
red for no Orphan [buy]
green for go The Prisoner: The Complete Series Megaset [buy]
(complete list of this week's new releases at Amazon U.S.)

10.26 (Region 2)
green for go Drag Me to Hell [buy]
green for go Monsters vs. Aliens [buy]
red for no Obsessed [buy]
red for no Fired Up! [buy]
green for go Doctor Who: Series 1-4 Complete [buy]
green for go Torchwood: The Collection (Series 1-3) [buy]
green for go Lost: The Complete Fifth Season [buy]
green for go Lost: Complete Seasons 1-5 [buy]
(complete list of this week's new releases at Amazon U.K.)

10.20 (Region 1)
yellow for maybe Cheri [buy]
red for no Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen [buy]
red for no Blood: The Last Vampire [buy]
green for go Fawlty Towers: The Complete Collection Remastered [buy]
green for go Black Adder Remastered: The Ultimate Edition [buy]
green for go It's Garry Shandling's Show: The Complete Series [buy]
(complete list of this week's new releases at Amazon U.S.)

10.19 (Region 2)
green for go X-Men Origins: Wolverine [buy]
yellow for maybe I Sell the Dead [buy]
red for no The Last House on the Left [buy]
red for no The Uninvited [buy]
green for go Fawlty Towers: The Complete Collection Remastered [buy]
green for go Doctor Who: The Dalek Collection [buy]
(complete list of this week's new releases at Amazon U.K.)

my book (Amazon U.S.)

my book (Amazon U.K.)

advertisements

search

Google
flickfilosopher.com
web