The Perfect Score (review)
If there's one thing that The Perfect Score is really good at, it's at pointing out what a wonder Scarlett Johansson is, how she's just there all the time, how she delivers even seemingly undeliverable lines like she really believes them. This is achieved through placing her next to actors for whom these things are mostly not true, actors who range from I'm Trying Really Really Hard, Can't You Tell? to If I Can Just Say These Lines Without Tripping Over Myself, They'll Give Me A Big Paycheck.
And that's about the only thing that The Perfect Score is good at. Let's face it: director Brian Robbins makes crappy movies about kids. He directed Hard Ball and, oh dear, Good Burger, and he was one of the writers of Big Fat Liar. And now he's got this flick under his belt, and it's not pretty. Mostly, it's kinda boring, with occasional moments of ludicrousness, and a few instances -- surprisingly -- of lucid social commentary. No, seriously. It's just that those few instances are thoroughly overwhelmed by the absurdity of a band of high schoolers plotting to steal the answers to the SAT by going to such creative, if unbelievable, lengths to pull off their little heist that you can't help but think that if they put even half that much energy into, you know, studying, they'd have no trouble with the stupid test in the first place.
It is a stupid test, one that measures more one's ability to take tests than it does anything else, one that has surely contributed to the standardized-
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Any idea of exploring what passes for scholarship and education today is bypassed in favor of the mechanics of the heist, which generally are so preposterously easy that the characters have to be dumbed down enough to make idiotic mistakes -- because if they didn't, the film could easily have been over in 20 minutes. And it also requires, conversely, that all the characters have unexpected and unlikely talents they can pull out of thin air when the movie paints them into a corner... and they're talents that make you sputter and say, But wait: If you could do that, then you don't need to cheat!
Do you remember that rumor -- maybe it's still going around high schools today; maybe it's not a rumor -- that you got 200 points just for showing up and writing your name on your test booklet? The Perfect Score doesn't get 200 points for showing up.
Fri Jan 30 04, 8:50PM
by MaryAnn Johanson
MPAA: rated PG-13 for language, sexual content and some drug references
viewed at a semipublic screening with an audience of critics and ordinary moviegoers
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