"Now, let's see if we can find the body that goes with that arm,"
--Sarge (the Rock), Doom

"You just wanna get in my pants." --Alexandria (Jaime King)
"I wanna get in your heart and mind and soul, and I don't see any pants in that equation." --Brandon Lang (Matthew McConaughey)
Two for the Money

"I believe in you more than I believe in the prospect of any treasure."
--Sam (Jessica Alba), to Jared (Paul Walker), Into the Blue

"I'm gonna beat you like a runaway slave!"
--Special Agent Derrick Vann (Samuel L. Jackson), to a black suspect, The Man

"They're fixing a shit sandwich upstairs, and you're the mayonnaise."
--Special Agent Derrick Vann (Samuel L. Jackson), to Andy Fidler (Eugene Levy), The Man

"It wasn't a butterfly you stepped on -- it was evolution."
--Travis Ryer (Edward Burns), A Sound of Thunder

"It's got a brain like a quantum sponge."
--some nerd, on EDI the robot warplane, Stealth

"I'm gonna exterminate this bug."
--Trip Murphy (Matt Dillon), on Herbie, Herbie: Fully Loaded

"I've blown bigger things out my nose -- prettier, too."
--junkyard guy Crazy Dave (Jeremy Roberts), on Herbie, Herbie: Fully Loaded

"It was the pants' destiny to come to us."
--Carmen (America Ferrera), The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants

"Hot-dog vendors, high-powered rifles: I love the combination, and so do the fans."
--ESPN2 announcer, The Longest Yard

"The idea of a nun ditching her habit for a guy in the military? Nothing wrong with that."
--Shane Wolfe (Vin Diesel), on The Sound of Music, The Pacifier

"You've betrayed us... and you've betrayed this country."
--the mom (Faith Ford), to the bad guy, The Pacifier

"I've got it so bad for you, I'd go to the store for you and buy you feminine products."
--Orlando (Shemar Moore), Diary of a Mad Black Woman

"Love is my life." --Alex (Will Smith)
"No, love is your job." --Albert (Kevin James)
Hitch

"My mother's been fucking your old man behind my father's back!"
--Scott (Adam Garcia) to Kelly (Alice Evans), Fascination

"I heard some noises. I saw you come out of the woods with a shovel. Is everything all right?"
--Steven (Robert John Burke) to David (Robert De Niro), Hide and Seek

"I don't bed criminals -- I fuck bad boys. There's a difference."
--Iris Ferry (Drea de Matteo), Assault on Precinct 13

"No offense, but I'm pretty fuckin' perturbed about this."
--Jake Roenick (Ethan Hawke), Assault on Precinct 13

"I don't contact the dead -- the dead contact me."
--Raymond Price (Ian McNeice), White Noise

"It is one thing to contact the dead, and it is another thing to meddle -- and you are meddling."
--Mirabelle Keegan (Connor Tracy), White Noise