say what? 2005 finalIt had to be done: all in one place, the very best bad dialogue of the year 2005. No ranking -- newer quotes are posted at the top. [Warning: May contain spoilers.] "Now, let's see if we can find the body that goes with that arm," "You just wanna get in my pants." --Alexandria (Jaime King) "I believe in you more than I believe in the prospect of any treasure." "I'm gonna beat you like a runaway slave!" "They're fixing a shit sandwich upstairs, and you're the mayonnaise." "It wasn't a butterfly you stepped on -- it was evolution." "It's got a brain like a quantum sponge." "I'm gonna exterminate this bug." "I've blown bigger things out my nose -- prettier, too." "It was the pants' destiny to come to us." "Hot-dog vendors, high-powered rifles: I love the combination, and so do the fans." "The idea of a nun ditching her habit for a guy in the military? Nothing wrong with that." "You've betrayed us... and you've betrayed this country." "I've got it so bad for you, I'd go to the store for you and buy you feminine products." "Love is my life." --Alex (Will Smith) "My mother's been fucking your old man behind my father's back!" "I heard some noises. I saw you come out of the woods with a shovel. Is everything all right?" "I don't bed criminals -- I fuck bad boys. There's a difference." "No offense, but I'm pretty fuckin' perturbed about this." "I don't contact the dead -- the dead contact me." "It is one thing to contact the dead, and it is another thing to meddle -- and you are meddling." |
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