cinemastrology: cinemascopes for the week of 03.23-03.29This cinemastrology stuff just gets weirder and weirder. Still not sure if it’s all a joke... Here are the ten signs of cinemastrology, and -- according to my informer -- what counsel members of each sign have received for the coming week: • il rosa della bussola (sign of the compass rose): north, northeast, south, west, southeast, south, east, west • il chicco di caffè (sign of the coffee bean): venti, venti, tall, tall, grande, venti, tall, venti, tall, grande, grande • il coltello da formaggio (sign of the cheese knife): no, yes, maybe, yes, yes, no, probably, yes, no, no, no, potentially, no • il libro dimenticato (sign of the forgotten book): 4 8 15 16 23 43 • il gnocchi avanzi (sign of the leftover potato dumpling): carbs? what are you thinking? • il pressa enologic (sign of the wine press): syrah, cab, merlot, merlot, house, sangioviese, pinot noir, syrah, merlot, defintely petite syrah • il pugnale avvelenata (sign of the poisoned dagger): stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab • il ratto nero infetto con peste (sign of the plague-infected black rat): leave the cage unlocked this week, but change the paper • il monarca lieto (sign of the joyful king): fire everyone. shred all documents. bribe the press. • il pittore pazzo (sign of the mad painter): stay in bed with the drapes drawn. avoid the valley. |
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