win a prize pack from the new film ‘Snakes on a Plane’
WIN: one of two goodie bags of cool crap -- including a T-shirt, an iron-on T-shirt transfer book, a poster, and a soundtrack -- from the new flick Snakes on a Plane
HOW: write a funny caption for an image from the movie
THE RULES: If you have not won a prize in one of my caption contests or gimme giveaways in 2006*, and you have a United States mailing address, you're eligible to win. If one or both of those rules exclude you but you're moved by the muse of comedy, feel free to send me a caption anyway -- you might get an honorable mention... but let me know you're entering only for fun. (*Micropatrons who've snagged some exclusive micropatron goodies are eligible to win one of these prizes.)
Oh, two more simple rules: 1) Be clever, be original, make me giggle. 2) One entry per person.
Like you need me to tell you about Snakes on a Plane. It opens on August 18, and you know you wanna see it. To celebrate, I’ve got two prize packs -- each consisting of a T-shirt, an iron-on T-shirt transfer book, a poster, and a soundtrack -- to give away, courtesy of New Line Cinema. Here's the scoop on the movie, from New Line:
When a young man witnesses a brutal mob murder, it falls to FBI agent Neville Flynn to escort his charge safely from Hawaii to Los Angeles to testify. But in an act of self-preservation, the crime boss facing prison smuggles hundreds of poisonous snakes onto the commercial aircraft in a crate timed to release its deadly cargo halfway over the Pacific. Flynn, along with a frightened flight crew and passengers, must then band together in a desperate attempt to survive.
Like any of that matters. It’s Samuel Jackson vs. slithering reptiles. On a plane.
My review of the film is here.
Visit the movie’s official site.
To enter to win a prize pack, send a funny caption for this still from Snakes on a Plane:
please use this link to enter by sending ONE caption and your U.S. mailing address
YOU MUST INCLUDE YOUR U.S. MAILING ADDRESS. Entries without an address will be disqualified. Multiple entries will ALL be disqualified.
NOTE: Your email address and mailing address will be used ONLY for contest purposes. You will not be added to any mailing lists; you will not be spammed as a result of entering. All contest entries are discarded at the end of the contest period.
The two funniest captions among all eligible entries received will each win a prize pack.
Deadline: 11:59pm Eastern time, Friday, September 1
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