obsession
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boyfriend
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i'm psyched
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i'm dreading
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enemy
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If a movie starring Britney Spears isn’t an occasion for an experimental film review, then I don’t know what is. From my review of Crossroads:
(There’s also a text-only version for the teenage-handwriting impaired.)
• review of Crossroads, posted 02.14.02
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comments
posted by Jurgan (January 24, 2007 11:33 AM)
This is my favorite of your reviews ever. Thanks.
posted by Shadowen (January 25, 2007 1:30 AM)
Seriously?
I think the first time I read this review I started poking around the site to see if there was any information about the state of your personal relationships. Age and/or appearance did not matter, because anyone who could write something like that, then go to the trouble of writing it out in loopy handwriting, put stickers on it, scan it, and put it on her website had the kind of relentless wit that works a hundred times better than beer goggles. I was actually a little disappointed when I found out you had an SO, even though I live in Canada and have not the means to get to New York nor the wisdom to survive there.
And it still makes me laugh, too.
posted by MaryAnn (January 25, 2007 1:23 PM)
I have an SO? From where did you glean this particular snippet of info?