10 years of Flick Filosopher: remember Bennifer? me neither

With all the veneration of Paris Hilton we’ve all been required by law to indulge in lately, it’s easy to forget how quickly the gossip-industrial complex decrees we switch out demigods. From my review of Gigli:

Have you not been making your required four-times-a-day supplication to Ben-and-Jen, wherein you turn to face Hollywood and think good thoughts that they actually survive as a gossip-worthy couple till their wedding? There's really no excuse for not worshipping the adorably cutesy-poo celebrity cuddlekins of the moment, but if you haven't, you can make up for it by taking in Gigli at least three times this weekend.

• review of Gigli, posted 08.01.03

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