dream cast: hypothetical ‘Greatest American Hero’ movie
Here’s a new game that, if we have fun with it, I’ll make a regular weekly feature. We take a book to adapt to TV or film -- or a movie or TV show to remake -- and we recast it with actors working today.
This one came up last night among my gang of geeks: Why has no one done a Greatest American Hero movie? You know, the 1981-3 ABC series about a bumbling caped crusader that only Generation Xers between the ages of 35 and 42 remember? (I reviewed the Season One DVD a few years back.)
The original cast featured William Katt as Ralph Hinkley, the high-school teacher who moonlights as a superhero, except he lost the instruction manual that came with the superhero suit; Robert Culp as Bill Maxwell, the FBI agent who knows Ralph’s secret and helps him out in the crimefighting biz, though they often butt heads over the best ways to bring down the bad guys; and Connie Sellecca as Pam Davidson, a lawyer and Ralph’s girlfriend.
My dream cast:
Ralph: Ewan McGregor
Bill: Tom Hanks
Pam: Claudia Black
Who would you cast? Have fun!
Oh, and because you cannot talk about this show without singing the theme song:
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posted by Bill (Thu Jul 31 08, 2:26PM)
Ralph: Don Cheadle
Bill: Paul Giamatti
Pam: Laura Graham
posted by Bill (Thu Jul 31 08, 2:32PM)
I mean Lauren Graham....you know, the Gilmore Girl.
posted by Weimlady (Thu Jul 31 08, 2:33PM)
This boomer remembers the show! Loved it!
How about David Tennant as Ralph, Chris Eccleston as Bill, and Catherine Tate as Pam? {tee hee} OK, I'm just visiting from the Doctor Who section of the site, can you tell?
But it would be fun.....
posted by PaulW (Thu Jul 31 08, 2:33PM)
Ralph: Shawn Ashmore (Iceman from the X-Men series)
Bill: Mark Harmon
Connie: Gaby Hoffman
posted by Chris Beaubien (Thu Jul 31 08, 2:33PM)
My dream cast for Greatest American Hero:
Ralph: Stephen Colbert
Bill: Jon Stewart
Pam: Zooey Deschanel
posted by Weimlady (Thu Jul 31 08, 3:17PM)
Oh, and thanks a bunch, Mary Ann--the theme song is now stuck in my head.
Helpless to stop myself, I was softly whistling it, and the person who sits behind me said, "Did you just watch that show or what?" She, too, is a boomer!
posted by Kate (Thu Jul 31 08, 3:50PM)
Ralph: Alan Tudyk
Bill: Kevin Kline (Klein?)
Pam: Ginnifer Goodwin
posted by John (Thu Jul 31 08, 4:00PM)
Well, it's not a movie, but a webseries instead...
http://www.tgah.com/
posted by Chris (Thu Jul 31 08, 4:35PM)
Ralph: John C. Reilly
Bill: Harrison Ford
Pam: Diane Lane
And BTW, I believe that come fall there will be a new comic book series, written in part by William Katt.
posted by Bill (Thu Jul 31 08, 4:50PM)
I vote that Kate has the second best dream cast (after mine, of course). Alan Tudyk is probably perfect. Less perfect than Don Cheadle, but perfect still.
posted by JoshDM (Thu Jul 31 08, 5:49PM)
He may be a little old, but only Will Ferrel can pull off Katt's 'fro.
posted by Kate (Thu Jul 31 08, 5:52PM)
Thanks, Bill, I rather like yours too! Be nice to see Lauren Graham again....
posted by JosDM (Thu Jul 31 08, 5:52PM)
OMG. John. JOHN. That was TERRIBLE.
posted by Marci (Thu Jul 31 08, 6:00PM)
They are making a Greatest American Hero movie. And animated web shows and a comic book.
William Katt is putting it all together. All the old cast will be in on it. Robert Culp, Connie Selleca and Dennis "Danger" Madalone, (stunt man to Ralph)
William Katt has let out a comic book, with Chris Folino, called Sparks.
In August Mythology Wars (Another Katt comic)will be out. Here is the link.
Tell them Marci Sent you.
http://catastrophiccomics.com/
You already know about Heroes. He has conventions he is going to go to so, keep your eyes peeled.
and if you want to talk about the Greatest American Hero go here.
http://www.tgah.proboards43.com/
We're a great bunch and the bd has been very active for about 3 yrs. Yup! We chat GAH and keep up on where the gang will be!
posted by MaryAnn (Thu Jul 31 08, 6:44PM)
That could be a lot of fun, actually.
Still: Alan Tudyk! Yes!
Will Ferrell would be good as Ralph, except I wouldn't want this to turn into a "Will Ferrell movie."
posted by melissa (Thu Jul 31 08, 7:34PM)
oh man did I love that show when I was a kid! I can still sing the entire theme song from start to finish (as many people on BART learned one evening recently when my roommate and I were very drunk).
I like John's idea of John C. Reilly as Ralph and Harrison Ford as Bill, but I would agree with Bill's casting of Lauren Graham as Pam.
Green light!
posted by j4yx0r (Fri Aug 01 08, 3:21AM)
It's tough to top Alan Tudyk. That's an inspired choice. I'll try.
Ralph: Trey Parker
Bill: Ray Wise
Pam: Rosario Dawson
Alternatively -
Ralph: John Heder
Bill: Robert Redford
Pam: Elizabeth Banks
~j
posted by Bill (Fri Aug 01 08, 10:10AM)
Nightmare Cast:
Ralph: Eddie Murphy
Bill: Eddie Murphy
Pam: Jessica Alba
posted by Hdj (Fri Aug 01 08, 11:23AM)
I bet Mos Def could play the part really funny. Seeing him in "be Kind Rewind" gave me the idea.
posted by Erus (Fri Aug 01 08, 4:46PM)
I like some of others peoples' choices so I'm stealing ... and adding one of my own.
Ralph: Alan Tudyk
Bill: Robert Downey Jr.
Pam: Zooey Deschanel
So, since someone did a "Dr. Who" dream cast, I present my "Life on Mars" Dream cast ...
Ralph: John Simm
Bill: Philip Glenister
Pam: Liz White
Or, since Alan Tudyk is in fact a perfect choice for Ralph ... how about a complete "Firefly" cast ...
Ralph: Alan Tudyk
Bill: Adam Baldwin
Pam: Jewel Staite
posted by Hankster (Tue Aug 26 08, 9:33PM)
You guys are nuts.
Ralph: Owen Wilson
Bill: Bruce Campbell
Pam: Amanda Peet
posted by MaryAnn (Tue Aug 26 08, 10:12PM)
Oh my god, *of course* Bruce Campbell must -- must! -- play Bill!