‘Bangkok Dangerous’: not so much?

Oh, yeah, Nic Cage is so tough with his long hair and all the guns and his traveling around the planet to kill people for hire and his world-weary ennui, but he can’t face a few pathetic film critics?

Yup, Bangkok Dangerous, the only new wide release today, was not screened in advance for us wily and unpredictable pens for hire. So I’ll plunk down my 12 bucks and see it this afternoon. Send out a search party if you don’t hear back from me.