just a reminder to spammers and trollsI read all the comments posted here. Every single one. And I delete every single one that is attempting to spam my readers, or that is trollish. Just so you know that there's no point in posting garbage. Don't waste your time. Disqus commentsblog comments powered by Disqus |
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posted by amanohyo (Mon Sep 08 08, 3:48PM)
Thanks for the informative, entertaining post! This site is great, but not as cool as another site I just found out about for people who really love spam. If you like action, romance, science fiction, jokes, breasts, sandwiches, political thrillers, Batman, beautiful people, snow peas, finding answers to the big questions, soup, Jesus, reading, and/or breathing fresh air outdoors you'll love it as much as me and my friends! Sometimes we all get drunk and film ourselves doing crazy things! I was having some serious personal problems; visiting the site completely turned my life around, and best of all everything is free!
But what I really wanted to say was thanks for taking the time to delete the all the spam on the site. Do you ever wonder if there might be some people who communicate in such a generic or incoherent way that their posts are almost indistinguishable from spam? I honestly can't tell the difference sometimes.
posted by MaryAnn (Mon Sep 08 08, 6:19PM)
Thanks for loading that comment with so many keywords, amanohyo. Should boost traffic to this page mightily. :->
posted by Clayj (Mon Sep 08 08, 6:28PM)
I would imagine that a truly incoherent post would have a higher order of entropy than a spam message that's trying to shill something.
If I was to mention that I was hanging out with Osama bin Laden and Kim Jong-Il the other day and we were discussing tactical nuclear weapons, aerosolized anthrax, hacking NSA cyphers, Tom Brady's knee injury, and rigging elections in the fall, would you think that I was spamming the site, or just rambling incoherently?
[ducks the Echelon app that just flew in]
posted by PaulW (Mon Sep 08 08, 6:28PM)
Eric Idle: Burglar! (pause) Burglar! (Cleese as a Pepperpot appears at other side of door)
John Cleese: Yes?
I: Burglar, madam.
C: What do you want?
I: I want to come in and steal a few things, madam.
C: Are you an encyclopedia salesman?
I: No madam, I'm a burglar, I burgle people.
C: I think you're an encyclopedia salesman.
I: Oh I'm not, open the door, let me in please.
C: If I let you in you'll sell me encyclopedias.
I: I won't, madam. I just want to come in and ransack the flat. Honestly.
C: Promise. No encyclopedias?
I: None at all.
C: (thinks it over) All right. (she opens door) You'd better come in then.
(Idle enters, pockets a few items).
I: Mind you I don't know whether you've really considered the advantages of owning a really fine set of modern encyclopedias...
Well it was either that or the SPAM sketch.