watch it: “Befriend A Geek”

Not all geeks are lonely and friendless, of course -- oy, but my place was full of a gregarious bunch on Saturday night -- but surely you know a geek who could use a hug... a real one, not a ((())) one.

So pledge to donate some of your time to someone who’s full of LOLs but lonely this holiday season.

(The befriendageek.com wags admit this is a joke but remind us, too, that some people really could use your company...)