the oh-no! DVD of the week: ‘Amateur Porn Star Killer 3: The Final Chapter’

I’m confused. Is it the killer who’s the amateur, or the porn star?

Ya gotta kinda admire the all-bases-covered pandering of the title: it’s all the recommended daily allowance of cheap sex and over-the-top violence right in the title. And of course it’s a three-quel. But it’s even better still:

Real-life Porn Star Regan Reese portrays an up-and-coming actress picked up off the streets by the young serial killer. What starts off as a good samaritan act quickly turns into a game of cat in mouse in the late night empty fields of a small town where the victim has nobody to turn to except the killer himself.

So the violence implicit in even much mainstream porn becomes explicit here. Perfect.