say what? 2009
It had to be done: all in one place, the very best bad dialogue of the year 2009. No ranking -- newer quotes are posted at the top. [Warning: May contain spoilers.]
“Don’t worry, I’ll edit out the sweaty parts.”
--Mom Blart (Shirley Knight), about a video of her son, Paul Blart: Mall Cop
“We’ve got him trapped in Rainforest Cafe.”
--bad guy, Paul Blart: Mall Cop
“It has fallen upon you to end what began in Auschwitz.”
--Sofi Kozma (Jane Alexander), The Unborn
“You have been dead until now.”
--wedding planner (Candice Bergen), on life prior to one’s wedding, Bride Wars
“Your wedding better watch it!”
--Liv (Kate Hudson), to her best friend on the occasion of her nuptials, Bride Wars
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posted by Ken (Tue Jan 20 09, 4:26PM)
“You have been dead until now.”
Delivered without even a hint of irony, I imagine.