I haven’t seen Confessions of a Shopaholic, which opened on Friday in North American theaters, but apparently it’s just as offensive as it looks:
Not only is it an unfunny movie shrilly told, it probably is the most ill-timed and appallingly insulting movie in recent memory.
How could any studio be so out of touch as to release a movie glorifying the compulsive shopping habits of an air-headed spendthrift during this dismal state in the global economy?
Rotten Tomatoes tends to agree.
Surely this can’t be the most offensive movie ever. What’s the worst example of cinematic bad taste you can think of?
I’m gonna leave this one to you as I attempt to do some other catching up today.
(If you have a suggestion for a QOTD, feel free to email me.)
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posted by Kenny (Mon Feb 16 09, 10:39AM)
Freddy got Fingered was pretty terrible... he did give an elephant a handjob.
posted by Kenny (Mon Feb 16 09, 10:41AM)
Oh and "The Hottie and the Nottie" ... surely nothing can surpass it?
posted by AJ (Mon Feb 16 09, 11:03AM)
An American Carol. Using 'the dust of 9/11 victims' as a tool to browbeat Michael Moore (er, Malone) in an ostensible Zucker-Abrahams-Zucker comedy kinda takes the cake.
posted by JoshDM (Mon Feb 16 09, 11:12AM)
Anything by Ewe Boll.
posted by jakob1978 (Mon Feb 16 09, 11:27AM)
"the hottie and the nottie" by far...a movie about a guy who only falls in love with a girl after she's had plastic surgery to improve her looks.
I still laugh at the review/rant by the BBC critic Mark Kermode, where he describes it as a "Nazi Tract", with the vile moral that "Beauty is only skin deep, but we can cut that skin up"
posted by JoshB (Mon Feb 16 09, 11:37AM)
"Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem". Maternity ward. Never again.
posted by JSW (Mon Feb 16 09, 1:38PM)
Having the title character of Wall-E decide that it was perfectly fine to try to live out his fantasies with the unconscious body of a girl who he'd barely met and who up to this point wanted little to nothing to do with him. For the rest of the film I wanted nothing more than to see that guy melted down to slag, although since he was the "hero" of a kids' movie I knew this was unlikely to happen.
posted by JoshDM (Mon Feb 16 09, 1:45PM)
Robots don't have gender.
posted by joey (Mon Feb 16 09, 2:59PM)
I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry is at least as bad. And that's just the last five years!
posted by MBI (Mon Feb 16 09, 4:58PM)
It's hard to find something that left me feeling as thoroughly gross as last year's "Wanted," a deeply disturbing trip through an angry 13-year-old Linkin Park fan's ugliest fantasies.
"Having the title character of Wall-E decide that it was perfectly fine to try to live out his fantasies with the unconscious body of a girl who he'd barely met and who up to this point wanted little to nothing to do with him."
Dude, it's a robot, and dude, he didn't molest her either.
posted by the rook (Mon Feb 16 09, 5:05PM)
'springtime for hitler' would be pretty tasteless if it were ever made into an actual movie.
posted by Newbs (Mon Feb 16 09, 6:13PM)
As to the question: Those 9/11 movies like World Trade Center and United 93 were pretty tasteless -- though United 93 was also an amazing film. I guess the movies that really cheeze me off are the gross-out 'parodies' that have been spewed all over us the past 10 years, starting with Scary Movie.
Meet the Spartans (of which I saw only 8 minutes before running out) was particularly offensive in this regard.
posted by MBI (Mon Feb 16 09, 9:24PM)
Also, I'd like to point out that "Confessions of a Shopaholic" (apparently; haven't seen it) has at least the sense to decry its main character's credit card addiction while cheering it on. That hypocrisy is at least preferable to "Yes Man," which had a key plot point involving loan officer Jim Carrey approving every application that comes across his desk and having it pay off huge dividends. Seriously? Seriously??
posted by Firedrake (Tue Feb 17 09, 5:52AM)
Ebert actually liked Shopaholic, though perhaps only compared with Sex and the City.
The short Staplerfahrer Klaus ("Klaus the fork-lift driver") is a safety film parody including arterial spray, and works superbly.
posted by The Gaucho (Tue Feb 17 09, 10:11AM)
Has everybody here forgotten Battlefield Earth? If yes, then rightfully so, but what a piece of crap was that!
posted by JSW (Tue Feb 17 09, 10:41AM)
posted by Eric (Tue Feb 17 09, 1:30PM)
I think I may have found a contender for most offensive cinematic premise:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0132679/
That's right. World War II footage scored to Beatles songs. I haven't actually seen this film myself as it's been unavailable in any home video format in the 30+ years since its release, but I think I can safely say that this is probably the closest to an actual "Springtime for Hitler" movie that has ever been produced.
posted by Hasimir Fenring (Tue Feb 17 09, 4:02PM)
As bad as Wanted is--and believe me, it's the worst movie I've seen in the last three years--I didn't find it tasteless so much as ludicrous yet boring.
For tastelessness, I have to go with the worst movie I've ever seen, a Korean film called 오로라 공주 (Princess Aurora). It's about a woman who brutally murders people seemingly at random; about 30 minutes into the movie you find out the murders are not random. MINOR SPOILER The main character abandoned her daughter at a hair salon, and the child is eventually murdered by a child-killer. The main character has decided to murder every adult her daughter encountered along the way (along with the attorney who got the killer sent to a mental instituion instead of prison) as punishment. You can see the 'twist' ending coming from a mile away, and after I'd raged at the film for its moral bankruptcy, it was painfully boring for me to watch the film laboriously reach its telegraphed and patently absurd conclusion. (The main character would never have been allowed to be where she is to make the 'twist' work precisely so she wouldn't be able to do what she does.)
If that's too obscure for you, just watch any film directed by raging misogynist Kim Ki-duk. Somehow he has become a darling of Western critics even though his films are all about how women are sexually depraved demons who corrupt innocent men with their wiles and are then justly punished for their crimes against the penis. Apparently misogyny is A-OK when it's an insular minority!
posted by MBI (Tue Feb 17 09, 6:38PM)
"The filmmakers went out of their way to portray holding hand as a major display of intimacy among robots. Wall-E literally pried Eve's arm away from her body in order to do so while she was in shutdown-mode. "
So he held her hand while she was unconscious. This is seriously your argument?
posted by kusanagi (Wed Feb 18 09, 5:53AM)
I think that United 93 in some way is exploiting death of innocent people "just" for entertainment, even if for a good reason.
I found bad taste in a silly movie I've recently seen, Sex and Death 101.
In specific there was the quote "The List is Life", referring to Schindler's List but in a very trivial contest, that I found pretty offensive.
posted by Mo (Wed Feb 18 09, 7:40PM)
I still can't believe that anyone in Hollywood thought making a movie about Karla Homolka and Paul Branardo was a good idea. The videotapes of the rapes and murders were so disturbing that the judge wouldn't show them to the jury at the trial. So some half-wit thought it would be fun to depict those very scenes commercially in movie theatres? What?