the oh-no! DVD of the week: ‘Revenge of the Boarding School Dropouts’

Apparently this is a dramatic tale about responsibility, the consequences of addiction, and the trust that comes with friendship... or should:

Max and Eddy return to their hard partying ways when their snowboarding school achieves success, which threatens to undermine everything they have worked for.

Or else it’s just a soft-core-porn excuse to keep “Tom Green and Dave England from ‘Jackass’” off the unemployment rolls.

This striking DVD cover does raise serious questions, however, such as: What kind of women snowboards in a sequined bikini, and wouldn’t that be an indication that she should be institutionalized for her own safety? And: Are the two enormous boobs the “boarding school dropouts” of the title, or are the “dropouts” the nearly naked breasts bursting from their just-barely-containing articles of clothing?