the oh-no! DVD of the week: ‘The Sinful Dwarf’

In case that cover art hasn’t already sold you, you should know that The Daily Grindhouse has endorsed this cinematic masterpiece as:

The mother of all 'Dwarfspolitation' films! Over The Top With Nudity, Sex And Disturbing Images. It Just Doesn't Get Any Sleazier, Folks!

What’s it all about? Oh, glory:

"A young bride," promised the ads, "left alone to the lewd passions of an evil dwarf!" Severin Films is officially going to Hell - and taking you with them - with the first time ever in America DVD release of what may be the sleaziest film in EuroCult history: Diminutive former kiddie-show host Torben Bille - who looks disturbingly like Jack Black in a trash compactor - stars as the pint-sized pervert who imprisons drugged teenage sex slaves in the attic of his drunken mother's decrepit rooming house... and that's just the first ten minutes! The delicious Anne Sparrow - in her first and understandably only screen role - co-stars in this towering achievement in graphic depravity, now fully restored from a 35mm print discovered hidden in a janitor's closet at the Danish Film Institute!

I’m so glad this new release is restored. I would have hated to waste those DVD dollars I set aside for evil-dwarf exploitation on an inferior product.