question of the day: Are Christian Bale and Kermit the Frog the same person?I’ve never thought about this before, and why would I: No one seems to want to talk about it. I think that fact alone is a serious indication that something nefarious is afoot. Listen: Have Christian Bale and Kermit the Frog ever been seen in public together? Is there any evidence at all that they are not, in fact, the same man-- er, frog-- um, sentinent person-type creature? I dare you to find any. I dare you to examine the mountain of evidence crack investigator
It’s spooky, I tell ya. Something weird is up. I ask you, my fellow Americans, and all good Welshmen and amphibians too: Are Christian Bale and Kermit the Frog the same person? Next: Are Russell Crowe and Grover the same adorable hairy monster?
Weird. (This question comes via a post at A Million Things That Bug Me. If you have a suggestion for a QOTD, feel free to email me.) support
Disqus commentsblog comments powered by Disqus |
posted:
Fri Apr 17 09, 8:59AM categories: talk amongst yourselves permalink 8 pre-Disqus comments Disqus comments tip jarshare
read morerelated· Doctor Who thing of the day: the Muppets as Doctor Who characters · if Bert and Ernie aren’t gay, where does that leave Kermit and Piggy? or Elmo’s parents? · retro trailer: ‘The Muppet Movie’ · question of the day: Do super actors make super heroes? · February 12: DVD alternatives to this weekend’s multiplex offerings · trailer break: ‘Law Abiding Citizen’ · dream cast: imaginary movie about the American Revolution · dream cast: hypothetical ‘Midnight Run’ remake · 3:10 to Yuma (review) · question of the day: Is Anne Hathaway the right choice for Catwoman? bloggyprevious post: State of Play (review) next post: trailer break: ‘The Soloist’ |
|
|
search
follow
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
(in case of site outages or other emergencies, I'll update my status on Twitter and Facebook)
|
||
follow FlickFilosopher.com no matter where you are online
|
||
share and enjoy
shop to support
support FlickFilosopher.com when you click through here and buy almost anything at:
• Amazon U.S.
• Amazon Canada
• Amazon U.K.
• Amazon Germany
• Amazon France
• Amazon Spain
• Amazon Italy
• Chapters/Indigo (Canada)
• Amazon U.S.
• Amazon Canada
• Amazon U.K.
• Amazon Germany
• Amazon France
• Amazon Spain
• Amazon Italy
• Chapters/Indigo (Canada)
pre-Disqus comments
posted by MaSch (Fri Apr 17 09, 9:17AM)
Now, if you had a clip of Kermit verbally abusing a stagehand, you had me really convinced.
posted by MaSch (Fri Apr 17 09, 9:22AM)
Oh, and the frogchild clearly is Robin, it's the same photo as the one from Muppet's Christmas Carol with both Kermit and Robin on it, so I guess, the whole speculation is just built on lies and deceit, nothing more.
posted by Michael (Fri Apr 17 09, 11:17AM)
Oh, sure, if you completely ignore the facts that each and every Robin (there have been, in fact, 11, each killed before they grew to maturity) is a secret clone of Kermit. Plus: Who's Bale play? Batman! Who's Batman's as-yet-unseen in Bale's movies sidekick? Robin!!
But you can't handle that, man, because it's too real!
;)
posted by MaSch (Fri Apr 17 09, 11:48AM)
No, Michael, you don't fool me into believing that Bale and Kermit are the same by such a cheap ploy.
However, you have convinced me that Kermit really is Batman. Bruce Wayne is Batman, yeah, sure, tell that to the ignorant masses, DC!
posted by MaryAnn (Sat Apr 18 09, 9:58AM)
Yup. It's all done by the same secret lab in Switzerland that cloned Scarlett Johansson.
posted by Clare (Tue Apr 21 09, 11:21PM)
I love this post.
Minor nitpick, but the LJ user who created it goes by Ferd, not Fred; based on her profile she seems to be female.
posted by MaryAnn (Tue Apr 21 09, 11:36PM)
Fixed. Thanks for the correx.
posted by MaSch (Wed Apr 22 09, 4:39AM)
Which brings us to our next conspiracy theory: Are Scarlett Johansson and her clone secretly the same person?