trailer break: ‘Obsessed’

Gee, you fuck a temp once in a bathroom stall, and suddenly she thinks there’s something going on. What is it with these crazy-ass chicks?

Also: WTF is that “You’re a temp?” supposed to mean? Temps can’t be hot?

WTF is with that “Always nice to have a pretty girl around the office, idn’t it, boys”? Are there no other women in the office, or merely no other women the boys feel comfortable hooting at?

WTF is with that “What you hide makes you innocent”? Sounds like some copywriter is feeling guilty about something...

Perhaps this should be called WTF: The Movie.

Or maybe Mad Men: The Thriller: “A lot of these single gals see the workplace as their hunting ground”? Really? Is this set in 1960?

Man, this is one trailer that does not appear to worry about revealing all. About the only thing it doesn’t give away is whether the crazy white chick boils the adorable little black boy or not. If that happens, I’m totally getting up and leaving.

Obsessed opens in the U.S. on April 24, and in the U.K. on May 29.