watch it: “What Would Jesus NOT Do?”

Brilliant! Simplicity of common sense vs the madness of religion's primitive sensibilities and inconsistencies.

Only thing missing is the story of Jesus cursing the fig tree for not bearing fruit....

I dunno, that was pretty much the one time in the Bible I empathized with Jesus. I've totally gotten unreasonably mad at something for acting the way it should because of a completely unrelated problem I lacked the serenity to accept.

I always felt that the whole yelling at the fig tree thing was the one moment of character development in the whole New Testament. Like, here's this perfect dude, and he's all humble and whatever, but even he can get upset because the idea of him having to die for everyone else is illogical, when mentioning things like proper hygiene would do wonders to improve the human condition. That and the part right at the end when he calls out God for being a jerk.